El Borscht
@elborscht.bsky.social
help, I’m trapped in Telezonia or something
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my wife loves it when I thrust my pelvis under the mistletoe and go “uh oh!! uh oh, honey!!!” I know this because of how much she was laughing when she slugged me in the stomach
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
my wife loves it when I thrust my pelvis under the mistletoe and go “uh oh!! uh oh, honey!!!” I know this because of how much she was laughing when she slugged me in the stomach
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rudolph’s brother had a light up dick but they wouldn’t let him lead the sleigh team because of the optics
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
rudolph’s brother had a light up dick but they wouldn’t let him lead the sleigh team because of the optics
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Traditional broadcast TV is the Latin mass of cultural experience--mysterious, impenetrable, another world of priests and initiates. The internet is more like a church service in a mega church with a praise band that your cousin is in and your buddy does the lights for.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Traditional broadcast TV is the Latin mass of cultural experience--mysterious, impenetrable, another world of priests and initiates. The internet is more like a church service in a mega church with a praise band that your cousin is in and your buddy does the lights for.
Why isn’t financial literacy taught in public schools?
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Why isn’t financial literacy taught in public schools?
We should launch a space probe with the sole objective of exiting the solar system as quickly as possible. Like, swing it around a couple planets til it gets to Jupiter, then swing it around that a couple times til it’s screamin’ fast and it just goes squirting out of the damn solar system.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
We should launch a space probe with the sole objective of exiting the solar system as quickly as possible. Like, swing it around a couple planets til it gets to Jupiter, then swing it around that a couple times til it’s screamin’ fast and it just goes squirting out of the damn solar system.
Bought a 10 pack of Toast Chee packs and each of the 10 6 pack packs of Toast Chee in the 10 pack of Toast Chee was labeled for individual sale so now whenever I eat one of the 10 6 packs of Toast Chee I take the wrapper to the 7-11 down the street and make them scan it cuz I pay for my Toast Chee.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Bought a 10 pack of Toast Chee packs and each of the 10 6 pack packs of Toast Chee in the 10 pack of Toast Chee was labeled for individual sale so now whenever I eat one of the 10 6 packs of Toast Chee I take the wrapper to the 7-11 down the street and make them scan it cuz I pay for my Toast Chee.
Why can’t Cris Collinsworth pronounce “Mariota” without sounding like he’s bending down to pick something up?
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Why can’t Cris Collinsworth pronounce “Mariota” without sounding like he’s bending down to pick something up?
One of the precious gifts of growing older is how you can look back over the sweet memories of the joy you’ve shared with others and think “yeah, I’m pretty sure that person is dead by now”.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
One of the precious gifts of growing older is how you can look back over the sweet memories of the joy you’ve shared with others and think “yeah, I’m pretty sure that person is dead by now”.
It’s just plain stupid at this point. Impeach and convict this asshole.
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s just plain stupid at this point. Impeach and convict this asshole.
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Ping Pong rooted for his fellow #WelshTerrier during the National Dog Show today. : )
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ping Pong rooted for his fellow #WelshTerrier during the National Dog Show today. : )
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
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Scottish clan or Southern College Fraternity/Sorority president first name?
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Scottish clan or Southern College Fraternity/Sorority president first name?
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
Dontchya donchya wanna thrill me?
Donchya be afraid to tell me
Tell me if ya think it’s ugly
But donchya wanna touch it anyway?
Donchya be afraid to tell me
Tell me if ya think it’s ugly
But donchya wanna touch it anyway?
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dontchya donchya wanna thrill me?
Donchya be afraid to tell me
Tell me if ya think it’s ugly
But donchya wanna touch it anyway?
Donchya be afraid to tell me
Tell me if ya think it’s ugly
But donchya wanna touch it anyway?
It’s going to be weird when people ruined by sports betting becomes a demographic. Because they are going to coalesce into a voting bloc to demand help from the government.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It’s going to be weird when people ruined by sports betting becomes a demographic. Because they are going to coalesce into a voting bloc to demand help from the government.
One good punch. One night when he was hanging out and he got too lippy and someone just decked him. That’s all it would’ve taken. If he had woken up on someone’s couch the next day with a busted face and people to explain what happened. If he had just received one good punch to the face early on.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
One good punch. One night when he was hanging out and he got too lippy and someone just decked him. That’s all it would’ve taken. If he had woken up on someone’s couch the next day with a busted face and people to explain what happened. If he had just received one good punch to the face early on.
So can we remove him now?
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So can we remove him now?
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I remember going to the barbershop as a young man and having to hear a lot of dumbasses' unsolicited opinions. I couldn't wait until my hair fell out so I didn't have to go. But then when I did go bald, BOOM, the advent of social media.
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I remember going to the barbershop as a young man and having to hear a lot of dumbasses' unsolicited opinions. I couldn't wait until my hair fell out so I didn't have to go. But then when I did go bald, BOOM, the advent of social media.
When’s the Alan Dershowitz thing?
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When’s the Alan Dershowitz thing?
Currently researching cutting edge recording techniques in order to capture the feel of Rob Pollard’s laundry room.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Currently researching cutting edge recording techniques in order to capture the feel of Rob Pollard’s laundry room.
Let’s go Blue Jays!
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Let’s go Blue Jays!
the results are in, and….IT’S A LANDSLIDE FOR SLIWA! A LANDSLIWA, IF YOU WILL!!
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
the results are in, and….IT’S A LANDSLIDE FOR SLIWA! A LANDSLIWA, IF YOU WILL!!
I have filed an official complaint.
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have filed an official complaint.
I’m pretty pissed off that I’ve never once eaten a bowl of Boo Berry.
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m pretty pissed off that I’ve never once eaten a bowl of Boo Berry.
Comparing and contrasting my take on when to turn the heat on for the first time versus how much I’m going to jack it when I do would break an owl’s neck.
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Comparing and contrasting my take on when to turn the heat on for the first time versus how much I’m going to jack it when I do would break an owl’s neck.