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Freestyling the Daisy sour cream song
October 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Working on my night cheese
September 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just like we drew it up
September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I think I might have a new favorite brewery? The appropriately-named Personal Best in Ithaca.

I don't even know if I had a favorite brewery before this.
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day #bobbybonilladay
July 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They went and did it, the madlads m.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Vd...
Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live)
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June 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
10 years with this sweet girl
May 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
THE G TRAIN, NERMAL
May 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The staff bathroom in the custodian hallway smells exactly like the first floor employee bathroom in the Montgomery Mall JCPenneys did 25 years ago.
May 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*

The seeds: hehe perfect

Me: *poops in a toilet*

The seeds: no wtf
May 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
5 years of this boy making my life better
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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what’s- what’s the good way
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Caterpianist
April 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
April 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh nice the union are finally hosting an open cup game again on *checks calendar* the day I'm having surgery (or the day after).
April 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Why are there so few ballads about skeleton economics
March 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Crazy that this is the being that's going to save us from fascism.
February 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bartender this afternoon said he was training with Amtrak at New York Penn Station and wasn't sure how he was getting there.
February 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I miss froyo places 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
February 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Cue all the "stop trying to make fetch happen" posts
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This has to be a record for false starts on field goals
February 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Who would have thought the only day of sunshine in the last 3 weeks would be a football game and halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Two false starts by the snapper on field goals wtf
February 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM