Elbee XXXIII
@elbee33.bsky.social
Shadowy background figure whose motives remain unclear.
Could be worse. You could have gotten Green Eggs. *jiggles yolks seductively*
August 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Could be worse. You could have gotten Green Eggs. *jiggles yolks seductively*
Imagine: Memaws across the country, doddering aimlessly and obliviously about – until the perfect kill shot opens up. Then blam blam blam. Everyone craning their necks trying to see where the shots came from. But ain't nothin but some silly old lady over there. WHO DID THAT THO?
July 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Imagine: Memaws across the country, doddering aimlessly and obliviously about – until the perfect kill shot opens up. Then blam blam blam. Everyone craning their necks trying to see where the shots came from. But ain't nothin but some silly old lady over there. WHO DID THAT THO?
Until I remembered that I was chronically underestimated and invisible. And really super duper angry.
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Until I remembered that I was chronically underestimated and invisible. And really super duper angry.
And keep off the moors
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
And keep off the moors
My werewolf jokes amuse only me. And it is enough. HoWOOOooo MFers
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My werewolf jokes amuse only me. And it is enough. HoWOOOooo MFers
About 3/4 of the way into Rosemary's Baby you realize she ain't gettin' out of this jam because ERYBODY's in the devil club. Disturbing like that.
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
About 3/4 of the way into Rosemary's Baby you realize she ain't gettin' out of this jam because ERYBODY's in the devil club. Disturbing like that.
OMG [quickly averts eyes]
December 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
OMG [quickly averts eyes]