Elaine W
elainewwalton.bsky.social
Elaine W
@elainewwalton.bsky.social
Reposted by Elaine W
Do you remember this?

Back in 2019 *this post* caused quite a stir on social media.
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Dear Strictly Come Dancing producers, PLEASE don't show the judges while couples are dancing. Thank you.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Well, well, well. Jamie Lee Curtis, the famous actress, who has 0 followers, has started following me. Of course she has. I expected nothing less!
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In the book I'm reading a child was asked what his parents did. It reminded me of myself, at primary school, when asked the same question. My mum was a shorthand-typist. I said she was a shorthanded typewriter. 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Maybe he’s thinking of the War of 1812 in which both sides agreed to return to pre-war borders. In which case, ok.
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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WW2
WW1
Taiping Revolt
US Civil War
Napoleonic War…

…. did not end in any meaningful, compromise, negotiated peace.

The peace treaty was delivered to the vanquished at the tip of a bayonet.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have a recurring ear infection and had an hospital appointment this afternoon. I asked the doctor if I should have a hearing test. His response: "No point. It'd be like asking someone with a broken leg to go for a run." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
August 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Well, my boy lost, but what a match! #Wimbledon #mensfinal
July 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The plank who popped the cork is clearly not used to opening champagne properly. 🙄 🍾🎾
#Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"I can't solve a murder with sand in my shoes".
#MissMarpleABodyInTheLibrary
July 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sir Matthew Bourne's The Midnight Bell @thelowry.com
So excited 😁
July 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Since I don't have any children, this scam was easy to spot.
And even if I did have any, no child of mine would call me 'mom'!
June 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nigel Farage says he owns a fishing boat and is "heavily invested" in the industry. But it's still not in the Register of Interests, 56 days after he said it.

Where’s the boat, Nigel?

Read more from @hopenothate.org.uk

hopenothate.org.uk/2025/06/04/w...
Where’s your boat, Nigel?
Reform UK’s leader is “heavily invested in fishing” – so why hasn’t he registered it?
hopenothate.org.uk
June 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Picked up the last mouthful of my Coronation Chicken baguette, only for it to collapse, the filling escape & fall on the floor. Day ruined. 😭
May 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Did a King Alfred on my crumpets this morning 🥴
May 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
First pope from USA. No doubt Trump will take credit!
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The more I see John Lithgow the more I like him #theoneshow
April 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Meta stole every book I’ve written to feed their Llama AI program.

I’m joining with @societyofauthors.bsky.social today to demand #Meta pays for the work it stole. I call on the UK Government to support authors and uphold copyright. Please share!

#MetaBookThieves
#MyWordsAreNotFree
#MakeItFair
April 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
When I open Blue sky now the post below is always coming up as a draft. Can anyone advise how to stop this please? #bluesky #postingproblem #unwanteddraft
March 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Unbelievable. Donald Trump has been invited to a state visit to the UK. We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...
No second state visit for Trump
This is UNBELIEVABLE. Keir Starmer has just handed Donald Trump a letter from King Charles, inviting him for a second state visit to the UK. It’s totally unprecedented, and I was so outraged when I he...
you.38degrees.org.uk
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Can the king take his invitation back?
February 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think I might have to stop watching the news until President Fart has gone. My nerves can't take much more.
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
January 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Whoever is responsible for Susan/Lesley Manville's wardrobe in #moonflowermurders deserves an award ❤️
December 15, 2024 at 8:23 PM