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Elah
@elah.bsky.social
twenty first cen-t'ry schi-zoid traaaaaaan

she/they
writing the blog in raw html means i can pick at and publish technical updates simultaneously with content so i'm excited to debut "previous" and "next" buttons next week
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
can i say something without everyone getting mad at me
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
if you wanted to hear a specific song in a big collection on these your best bet was to know that collection well enough to shuffle until you got close to it and then skip over. far be it from me to claim this was good or inspires generational pride, it was bullshit, but it made me the artist I am
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
who will rid us of this meddlesome priest
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
at every job i've worked since 2020, from huge corporation to a couple dozen people total, there's been a stack of twelve different apps to manage people's time and how they use it, and in every case my availability has been recorded nowhere except my boss' conveniently fallible memory
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
every single person i know who's started any kind of job recently (including me) has faced weeks of surprise unpaid admin limbo before starting work. sometimes companies literally seem to forget people exist before they finish onboarding
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
does anybody have that tweet about an apocalyptic wasteland with a post-human slug creature oozing around saying "how are we gonna pay for it" over and over
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
next week it's probably going to be Herbie Hancock, specifically Mr. Hands b/w his cameo in Indecent Proposal - digicore, softcore, "unseriousness" in the time of epstein (then as now)
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
you'd think someone who works at a pr firm would be better at crisis management
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
i gotta check out heroditus it sounds like the lurid comic book shit that most other ancient lit promises and then buries under reams of lists
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
dawg come on if the oracle of delphi gives you a cryptic answer you're obviously being baited with dramatic irony wtf are you doing!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM