El Acordeonachi
elacordeonachi.bsky.social
El Acordeonachi
@elacordeonachi.bsky.social
Holder of a 33rd Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art (and craft) of constructing Origami Boulders. Amateur Zabaglionist. He/him

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I love laminators, just don't go all silly and laminate your Social Security Card like I did when I was 18 or so. APPARENTLY, the feds don't like it if you laminate the flimsy piece of paper they give you that has a number on it that will follow you your entire life.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Be careful of them drawing too much power from it. That *might* cause a fire.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
YOINK!
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fine? Fine?!

It's goddamn delightful and one of my favorite cold opens.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Since it's now owned by Amazon/Bezos, I fully expect the villain to be Smreta Smungberg, an Smandanavian extreme environmentalist who is also interested in ending the State of Smisreal so the Smalistinians can have their land back.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So my wife isn't the only one who does the misc pill bottle. Every pill in hers is covered in <REDACTED FOR PRIVACY> dust.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh I loved this show but mostly fell off post COVID. And that is fantastic!
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
In five or ten years they need to have a rich character (man, I miss Cameron Grimes' stonk run) go to Bobby Roode backstage (I've seen him in segments as a producer) and buy GLORIOUS! from him.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That's waaay too big for a place to buy donuts. They must have got it for a song since the buyer wasn't Walgreens.
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Bah...should be "cookie cutter"
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM