If anyone is looking for Katie Miller, and let's be honest, they're not, you can find her stuffed in a locker.

It'll be the one that sounds like a bugling elk.

There are far better ways to put cats in your butt.

You see things on the streets in the middle of the night that you'd just...rather not.

Sounds like Steph might have some unresolved childhood issues, ones quite common in eventual serial killers.

Dubya dodged those kicks like Trump dodged the draft.

Or requiring them to all be blondes...

WV is dead last in economy, healthcare, jobs, and education. 45% of state revenue is federal, and they have the worst obesity, poverty, and overdose death rates.

So, dicking down the poorest, most uneducated, unhealthiest, drugged out state in America ain't the win the f'n moron thinks it is. 🙄