The_Misanthrope (Lex Talionis)
@el-misintropo.bsky.social
Illinois State Police | Division of Internal Investigation
Dirty Cops Fear Me.
Former SAiC | HSI/CISA/CCHT
Dirty Cops Fear Me.
Former SAiC | HSI/CISA/CCHT
I don't know!
Are YOU confused?
I'm not confused!
Who the hell doesn't know if they're rich or poor??
Stupid goddamned headline. 🙄
Are YOU confused?
I'm not confused!
Who the hell doesn't know if they're rich or poor??
Stupid goddamned headline. 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don't know!
Are YOU confused?
I'm not confused!
Who the hell doesn't know if they're rich or poor??
Stupid goddamned headline. 🙄
Are YOU confused?
I'm not confused!
Who the hell doesn't know if they're rich or poor??
Stupid goddamned headline. 🙄
Meanwhile, in the Oval Office shitter...
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Meanwhile, in the Oval Office shitter...
You can fill a litter box with glitter if ya want, doesn't make it a diamond mine. It's still just a box full of cat shit that looks like Liberace.
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You can fill a litter box with glitter if ya want, doesn't make it a diamond mine. It's still just a box full of cat shit that looks like Liberace.
This is what your hand would look like without the fucking autopen, Don-Don...
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
This is what your hand would look like without the fucking autopen, Don-Don...
Local Iowa Meteorologist: "This snowstorm is dumping large amounts of snow right now, and what that means is this storm could produce a lot of snow!"
Who knew?
Who knew?
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Local Iowa Meteorologist: "This snowstorm is dumping large amounts of snow right now, and what that means is this storm could produce a lot of snow!"
Who knew?
Who knew?
There's no greater threat to civility, and humanity than allowing worthless, impotent people, whose entire raison d'être is hate, and cruelty to have a voice.
Stephen Miller is a disease, and he's been allowed to spread by a cowardly populous that lacks the guts to shut him the fuck up.
Stephen Miller is a disease, and he's been allowed to spread by a cowardly populous that lacks the guts to shut him the fuck up.
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There's no greater threat to civility, and humanity than allowing worthless, impotent people, whose entire raison d'être is hate, and cruelty to have a voice.
Stephen Miller is a disease, and he's been allowed to spread by a cowardly populous that lacks the guts to shut him the fuck up.
Stephen Miller is a disease, and he's been allowed to spread by a cowardly populous that lacks the guts to shut him the fuck up.
MAGA is a cautionary tale:
Don't feel sorry for people who ignore the warning signs, feel sorry for the people who have to identify their body parts.
Don't feel sorry for people who ignore the warning signs, feel sorry for the people who have to identify their body parts.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
MAGA is a cautionary tale:
Don't feel sorry for people who ignore the warning signs, feel sorry for the people who have to identify their body parts.
Don't feel sorry for people who ignore the warning signs, feel sorry for the people who have to identify their body parts.
The words "vile" and "evil" cannot be spelled without one another...
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The words "vile" and "evil" cannot be spelled without one another...
Destroying a dirty cop's career is my job, literally. And thanks to ICE, complaints on ISP have tripled.
Except.
99% of 'em are on the WRONG DEPARTMENT!
Sometimes the little brown patch tells you stuff!
ISP shoulder patches, when officers are in a Class A/B uniform, are to be visible at all times.
Except.
99% of 'em are on the WRONG DEPARTMENT!
Sometimes the little brown patch tells you stuff!
ISP shoulder patches, when officers are in a Class A/B uniform, are to be visible at all times.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Destroying a dirty cop's career is my job, literally. And thanks to ICE, complaints on ISP have tripled.
Except.
99% of 'em are on the WRONG DEPARTMENT!
Sometimes the little brown patch tells you stuff!
ISP shoulder patches, when officers are in a Class A/B uniform, are to be visible at all times.
Except.
99% of 'em are on the WRONG DEPARTMENT!
Sometimes the little brown patch tells you stuff!
ISP shoulder patches, when officers are in a Class A/B uniform, are to be visible at all times.
From the guy who has no problem violating the flag code.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
From the guy who has no problem violating the flag code.
Flashback Friday: The Church of the Almighty Dollar gathers to bless their newest "chosen one".
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Flashback Friday: The Church of the Almighty Dollar gathers to bless their newest "chosen one".
You expect me to believe Republicans, who had to hold hearings on what a woman is, are smart enough to know an immigrant from a citizen, just by looking at them??
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You expect me to believe Republicans, who had to hold hearings on what a woman is, are smart enough to know an immigrant from a citizen, just by looking at them??
There is just something about this image that deeply resonates with me...
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
There is just something about this image that deeply resonates with me...
I think everyone should make a point of fine-tuning their Spiritual Ejaculation Frequency...
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think everyone should make a point of fine-tuning their Spiritual Ejaculation Frequency...
Coworker: "Hey, boss. How's your morning?"
Me:
Me:
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Coworker: "Hey, boss. How's your morning?"
Me:
Me:
When you're trying to enjoy lunch and overhear your coworkers fighting about which STD is worse to have.
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
When you're trying to enjoy lunch and overhear your coworkers fighting about which STD is worse to have.
When you don't have Tic Tacs but still try to grab them by the pussy anyway.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When you don't have Tic Tacs but still try to grab them by the pussy anyway.
Now they're side-by-side. 😆
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Now they're side-by-side. 😆
You are...asleep.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You are...asleep.
Social media Neanderthals seeing Andrew Tate and Keith Olbermann trending.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Social media Neanderthals seeing Andrew Tate and Keith Olbermann trending.
1/ When someone is asked about something they don't want to talk about, they often show distinctive stress patterns.
Here's 10s of Trump's response to if he wanted the Epstein Files released.
It's a very common Trump pattern:
Rising Tension
Defensive Justification
Agitation
Forced Composure Reset
Here's 10s of Trump's response to if he wanted the Epstein Files released.
It's a very common Trump pattern:
Rising Tension
Defensive Justification
Agitation
Forced Composure Reset
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
1/ When someone is asked about something they don't want to talk about, they often show distinctive stress patterns.
Here's 10s of Trump's response to if he wanted the Epstein Files released.
It's a very common Trump pattern:
Rising Tension
Defensive Justification
Agitation
Forced Composure Reset
Here's 10s of Trump's response to if he wanted the Epstein Files released.
It's a very common Trump pattern:
Rising Tension
Defensive Justification
Agitation
Forced Composure Reset