EJ Garand
@ejgarand93.bsky.social
Graphic designer and Illustrator. 🚫GenAI/NFTs need not apply. (He/him/his)
https://ericgarcia93.github.io/fid/resume/
https://ericgarcia93.github.io/fid/resume/
By that reckoning, we earthlings should at least be safe from northern permafrost collapse! 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
By that reckoning, we earthlings should at least be safe from northern permafrost collapse! 🫠
Where I am from, Ryu Hayabusa will have to team up with the likes Hayate, Ayane, Derrick Cole, Alex Hendrickson, Torque Blackmore, Sam Fisher, John-117, BloodRayne, and every single Duncan Idaho ghola if they want to clean house before the next election cycle! 😤
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Where I am from, Ryu Hayabusa will have to team up with the likes Hayate, Ayane, Derrick Cole, Alex Hendrickson, Torque Blackmore, Sam Fisher, John-117, BloodRayne, and every single Duncan Idaho ghola if they want to clean house before the next election cycle! 😤
Someone needs to make a low-tier god edit of this if there isn’t already one out there.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Someone needs to make a low-tier god edit of this if there isn’t already one out there.
I mean, what’s stopping you from adding tits and/or cock to your spooky guy?
Such an addition could only enhance the spookiness!
Such an addition could only enhance the spookiness!
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I mean, what’s stopping you from adding tits and/or cock to your spooky guy?
Such an addition could only enhance the spookiness!
Such an addition could only enhance the spookiness!
Bro using whiteout on the choice he mistakenly marked.
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bro using whiteout on the choice he mistakenly marked.
Holy crap, it’s Makaku!
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Holy crap, it’s Makaku!
Reposted by EJ Garand
HOAs are the gateway drug that eventually leads to the hard stuff: fascism.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
HOAs are the gateway drug that eventually leads to the hard stuff: fascism.
The one time that Sterling Archer was 💯% justified for having a violent outburst against a colleague:
Archer: Lady Vagina Cancer
YouTube video by Almighty Lord Satan
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October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The one time that Sterling Archer was 💯% justified for having a violent outburst against a colleague:
No Mac collection can be declared complete without a boxed copy of one or all Marathon games!
October 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No Mac collection can be declared complete without a boxed copy of one or all Marathon games!
People are upset about the 32-round AR that was introduced in Halo 3?
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
People are upset about the 32-round AR that was introduced in Halo 3?
Oh hey, it’s releasing on my birthday!
Will definitely try it out on my Xbox Series X.
Will definitely try it out on my Xbox Series X.
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh hey, it’s releasing on my birthday!
Will definitely try it out on my Xbox Series X.
Will definitely try it out on my Xbox Series X.
Skullgirls’ “moe-toon” style would definitely be considered Tex Avery adjacent in my opinion.
a cartoon girl with red hair and a cross on her chest is standing in front of a wall .
ALT: a cartoon girl with red hair and a cross on her chest is standing in front of a wall .
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October 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Skullgirls’ “moe-toon” style would definitely be considered Tex Avery adjacent in my opinion.
CW: satirical rage-bait ahead.
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
CW: satirical rage-bait ahead.