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Ed Carmien
@ejcarmien.bsky.social
Councillor of Topography and Exploration
Consultant, Department of Apocryphal Organisms
Co-Conspirator, Good Trouble

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Flying Fickle Finger of (Artistic) Fate

Some of my very early memories of television relate to Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, which means I'm not as old as blue jeans but possibly older than dirt. A recurring feature that no doubt flew right over my head? the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award,…
Flying Fickle Finger of (Artistic) Fate
Some of my very early memories of television relate to Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, which means I'm not as old as blue jeans but possibly older than dirt. A recurring feature that no doubt flew right over my head? the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award, given each week to some different deserving person or group for spectacular dunder-headedness. The "Nifty Knuckle" as the thing was nicknamed one episode went to Congress (failure on gun control laws), Governor of California Ronald Reagan (certain to deserve it someday), or even a national leader (for trying to invent "the short war").
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December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
On Readers (again)

Just a few weeks back I wrote about readers as I appreciated the input of a fellow author, one who is a published novelist (which I am not, yet). No word from other potential blurb writers to date, but I do have an interesting moment from the academic side of my writing life to…
On Readers (again)
Just a few weeks back I wrote about readers as I appreciated the input of a fellow author, one who is a published novelist (which I am not, yet). No word from other potential blurb writers to date, but I do have an interesting moment from the academic side of my writing life to share. It ain't fiction, but when I check the "About" tab I don't see anything that specifies this blog ALL has to be about my work in fiction.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
On Readers

NYC Public Library. From their website. I recall writing about readers willing to read a ms. and provide comments. Tremendously helpful, though one must also use such feedback with care. Who is the reader? What do they know? It was a reader, fond of beach reading, who simply could not…
On Readers
NYC Public Library. From their website. I recall writing about readers willing to read a ms. and provide comments. Tremendously helpful, though one must also use such feedback with care. Who is the reader? What do they know? It was a reader, fond of beach reading, who simply could not stomach A Shadow's Width that taught me an essential truth: I simply hadn't written "just" a genre work.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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🥁 It's Pushcart time! 🥁

Almost impossible to choose again, but here are our 2025 nominees:

Lungs by Busayo Akinmoju
Come F*** Yourself by Sylvie Althoff
Grand Mal by Mary Buchanan
Deliver by Safiya Cherfi
They Promised This Would Be Beautiful by Elena Sichrovsky
Strangler Fig by Katharine Tyndall
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Really great article about @onspecmag.bsky.social in Canada's national broadcaster's website today.

Please consider nominating On Spec for a Semiprozine Hugo Award in 2026, as well as Dinana Walton for Best Editor short form.

They have done so much good for the genre.

www.cbc.ca/arts/on-spec...
Canada’s premier speculative fiction magazine calls it a day after 35 years | CBC Arts
Edmonton-based On Spec, which showcased authors like Julie E. Czerneda, Tony Pi and a young Cory Doctorow, will publish its final issue in December
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November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Truest Lies in the Business, Part 2

Sir Terry Pratchett wrote “Stories want to end. They don’t care what happens next.” In Part 1 of The Truest Lies in the Business I discussed "Stories want to end." Here we move on to "They don't care what happens next." In the best tradition of double-speak…
The Truest Lies in the Business, Part 2
Sir Terry Pratchett wrote “Stories want to end. They don’t care what happens next.” In Part 1 of The Truest Lies in the Business I discussed "Stories want to end." Here we move on to "They don't care what happens next." In the best tradition of double-speak and fast-talking, I am calling these statements lies, as per Professor Howard McCord and his enchanting way of characterizing those of us who write poetry and fiction as liars.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The Truest Lies in the Business, Part 1

Nothing particular to do with the literary topic. Right? Sir Terry Pratchett wrote "Stories want to end. They don't care what happens next." Among the best lies in the business, written by one of the best liars of the past fifty years, it is a startling…
The Truest Lies in the Business, Part 1
Nothing particular to do with the literary topic. Right? Sir Terry Pratchett wrote "Stories want to end. They don't care what happens next." Among the best lies in the business, written by one of the best liars of the past fifty years, it is a startling statement despite its simplicity. One element of Witches Abroad, stories are seen as nearly sentient things that roam time and space seeking expression, and which the antagonist of the novel delights to "ride...to borrow the strength of them, the comfort of them, to be in the hidden contour of them." …
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November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Trump is doubling health care premiums. Republicans are starving kids and militarizing our streets. If Schumer won’t stand up to that, he shouldn’t lead.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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READERS AGAINST HUNGER: with SNAP only partly funded, millions of Americans face not having their nutritional needs met.

Ruadán Books will donate 50% of all profits on our books sold between 11/1-12/23 to the Greater Boston Food Bank. Our CEO will also personally match this donation.

#BookSky
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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A stellar review of "Midnight Rambles: H. P. Lovecraft in Gotham" @fordhampress.bsky.social in "SFRA Review." The critic notes that my book forwards "innovative claims about Lovecraft’s personality." sfrareview.org/2025/10/14/m...
Midnight Rambles: H. P. Lovecraft in Gotham
⮌ SFRA Review, vol. 55, no. 4 Non-Fiction Reviews download Review of Midnight Rambles: H. P. Lovecraft in Gotham Martijn J. Loos David J. Goodwin. Midnight Rambles: H. P. Lovecraft in Gotham. Fordh…
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November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Don’t Trust AI

I eschew all AI in my writing. I object to my prose being "read" by AI models for regurgitation in other product. Some of my work has been used by Anthropic, but it was Work for Hire, so I'm not in line for any of the big settlement reached on behalf of content creators Anthropic…
Don’t Trust AI
I eschew all AI in my writing. I object to my prose being "read" by AI models for regurgitation in other product. Some of my work has been used by Anthropic, but it was Work for Hire, so I'm not in line for any of the big settlement reached on behalf of content creators Anthropic robbed to create its AI model (turn off AI results and Google it if you're not up to speed on what I'm talking about).
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October 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Just say no.
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Blurbs

Pick up any printed book and on the back, or maybe on a fly leaf or inside cover one finds blurbs. Despite a lifetime of writing, despite thinking from a very early age "I'll publish one a book one day," I never thought of what it takes for a blurb to appear in print. Does the publisher…
Blurbs
Pick up any printed book and on the back, or maybe on a fly leaf or inside cover one finds blurbs. Despite a lifetime of writing, despite thinking from a very early age "I'll publish one a book one day," I never thought of what it takes for a blurb to appear in print. Does the publisher arrange them? To the extent I'd ever thought about it, which was essentially never, sure, the publisher must lean on an author they publish.
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October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Following Bread Crumbs

It would be great if this were some kind of sponsored bread crumb deal, but no. As this blog records my writing process and the process of shopping my work around, it is worth some time to discuss an alternative to using something like the excellent Submission Grinder* or…
Following Bread Crumbs
It would be great if this were some kind of sponsored bread crumb deal, but no. As this blog records my writing process and the process of shopping my work around, it is worth some time to discuss an alternative to using something like the excellent Submission Grinder* or collated lists of markets floating around the web to find places to send my work.
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October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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October 18 is a day to stand tall against tyranny. No Crowns. No Thrones. #NoKings. Join the movement—find a No Kings Day protest near you and make your voice heard. nokings.org
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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See you Saturday in Columbia! #nokings #indivisible
October 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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The correct order to watch the Tron movies is:

Start with Tron and Tron Legacy.

Then watch the prequels, Hackers and Sneakers.

Then watch the side stories Wreck It Ralph and Free Guy.

And finish with the epic conclusion of Matrix and Matrix Resurrection.
a man in a futuristic helmet says nice
Alt: a man in a futuristic helmet says nice
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October 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Mike Johnson keeps canceling House business to shield Republicans from questions about huge healthcare cuts and health insurance premium hikes.

We must keep up the pressure on Republicans to stop hiding and end the Trump Shutdown: indivisible.org/campaign/sto...
October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Wanna Bet?

My history with planning how to proceed with writing longer works and how it actually works out is mixed. Sure, one can have a plan. Then somewhere my muse cracks her knuckles, cackles merrily, phones up the Fates and they have a grand old laugh together. Book 5 (untitled), which seems…
Wanna Bet?
My history with planning how to proceed with writing longer works and how it actually works out is mixed. Sure, one can have a plan. Then somewhere my muse cracks her knuckles, cackles merrily, phones up the Fates and they have a grand old laugh together. Book 5 (untitled), which seems like the final book in the series about friend Phil and his ongoing life narrative, came to life in my mind soon after Book 4 concluded.
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October 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Goldish

The instrument of the villain who adroitly becomes the villain of Guards! Guards! likes gold, and wrecks the palace of the city's Patrician. We shouldn't look too closely at this man, as he himself rules as an autocrat. His saving grace? He's one of the good ones, if such things as good…
Goldish
The instrument of the villain who adroitly becomes the villain of Guards! Guards! likes gold, and wrecks the palace of the city's Patrician. We shouldn't look too closely at this man, as he himself rules as an autocrat. His saving grace? He's one of the good ones, if such things as good dictators exist in fiction. In making a great space in which to hang out, the villain stacks all things gold--or goldISH, at least--in a rubble filled open area.
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October 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
On the Value of Age

In Sir Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards! Captain Vimes is a time-weathered, cynical leader of a cadre of the City Watch in a city that licenses crime such as theft and assassination via guilds that police their sorts of misbehavior. They rot to a slender version of their former…
On the Value of Age
In Sir Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards! Captain Vimes is a time-weathered, cynical leader of a cadre of the City Watch in a city that licenses crime such as theft and assassination via guilds that police their sorts of misbehavior. They rot to a slender version of their former glory until...well, if you haven't read it, that would be telling. Suffice to say that 25 year old me who read this novel for the first time read a very different novel than the decades older me currently listening to this novel as an audiobook.
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October 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM