Elizabeth Jardina
@ejardina.bsky.social
Writer, dawdler. SF Peninsula.
🎵I WANT
YOU TO KNOW
THAT I'M
HAPPY
FOR YOU
I WISH NOTHING BUT
THE BEST
FOR
YOU BOTH🎶
YOU TO KNOW
THAT I'M
HAPPY
FOR YOU
I WISH NOTHING BUT
THE BEST
FOR
YOU BOTH🎶
May 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🎵I WANT
YOU TO KNOW
THAT I'M
HAPPY
FOR YOU
I WISH NOTHING BUT
THE BEST
FOR
YOU BOTH🎶
YOU TO KNOW
THAT I'M
HAPPY
FOR YOU
I WISH NOTHING BUT
THE BEST
FOR
YOU BOTH🎶
Reposting photo with alt text
March 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposting photo with alt text
March 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm reminded of one of the finest of tweets
February 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm reminded of one of the finest of tweets
Plus, the new topper!
My husband was like, "Our tree is very gay this year," and then he paused and corrected himself, "I guess all Christmas trees are canonically gay."
That's right, baby, they are.
My husband was like, "Our tree is very gay this year," and then he paused and corrected himself, "I guess all Christmas trees are canonically gay."
That's right, baby, they are.
December 23, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Plus, the new topper!
My husband was like, "Our tree is very gay this year," and then he paused and corrected himself, "I guess all Christmas trees are canonically gay."
That's right, baby, they are.
My husband was like, "Our tree is very gay this year," and then he paused and corrected himself, "I guess all Christmas trees are canonically gay."
That's right, baby, they are.
What the J. Crew sweater said it was made of in the online description
November 3, 2023 at 3:56 AM
What the J. Crew sweater said it was made of in the online description
I was reading my kid a library book she took home from school about butterflies, and while I knew the basics of how metamorphosis happens, I definitely did not realize that the caterpillar makes itself its little shell and then *completely liquefies its body* and reforms from its own proteins
October 18, 2023 at 3:13 PM
I was reading my kid a library book she took home from school about butterflies, and while I knew the basics of how metamorphosis happens, I definitely did not realize that the caterpillar makes itself its little shell and then *completely liquefies its body* and reforms from its own proteins