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Eerie E
@ej5049a.bsky.social
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Nerd, sarcastic, progressive, reluctant suburbanite, restless creative, guardian of tiny human and not tiny dog (She/her/hers)
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Photo of wheatpasted posters on boarded up commercial building showing the Banksy's flower thrower instead launching a long sub sandwich or grinder or hoagie.
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie.
Image from a Facebook ad in dark mode, shows the "Nicciola Teeth Enrichment Crunkle Snuffle Mat Squeaky D..." with a happy looking beagle resting behind it. The shuffle mat looks like a giant lower part of a mouth, like an anatomical model with gums that have soft teeth blushes stuffed in, a few are gold colored and are pulled out revealing space for treated. There is a tongue standing up and revealing underneath it an area of ruffly ridges that contains more treats. Chaotic, puzzling, ultimately wholesome, maybe a bit disturbing.
September 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Frog friend is so smol!!!
Zoomed out pic of tiny leaf green frog curled up on the playground step, giving a little more sense of just how smol! Might be 2.5 cm or 3/4 of an inch at most? Squeeee!
September 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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So excited to make new smol friends on this morning's walk to the playground!
A zoomed in pic of a yellow-green leaf bug on the side of a green playground slide. Zoomed in photo of a very smol frog all snuggled up on a step, it's back is bright green like a new leaf. It's eye is open. The foreground includes two holes of the mesh metal pattern if the playground climbing structure step. Smol frog could easy fit through the hole if it stayed curled up. It is so smol that it makes the hole look enormous!
September 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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With love and hugs to @mychal3ts.bsky.social
My little one at Glenarden branch of @pgcmls.bsky.social singing with joy at being at the library, singing with toys and excited for 16 amazing books we checked out for her! We love it here!
Photo of a young toddler girl with unruly curls and a white hoodie shirt with colorful polka dots plays at a children's table in a public library. She is pointing to the counting tree toy, specifically the yellow 5 branch that is just waiting for her to count out the yellow leaves. There is a joyful smile emoji 😄 over her face for privacy.
August 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Very related. Spotted on K street NW
Photo of wheat pasted street art posters on boarded up vacant office building facade. Image on posters is Banksy's flower throwing stencil holding a long sub sandwich in honor of the city's U street mascot.
August 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet 🐶
White woman in black t-shirt has her arm around a tan dog who is snuggling up hard against her. Human has dark har and shirt reads JAIME WANTS BIG BOOM, but more importantly the tan dog is a chonky cinnamon bun with dark ears and muzzle and gorgeous black eyeliner and mouth. Little rolls at her shoulders look like velvet. You could almost hear the gentle and contented snoring.
July 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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My rescue goofball is the same. Almost 6 years but she looks so much older.
A fawn colored dog lies belly up on a gray blanket. The dog's dark snout with a heft amount of white/gray hairs, her head is tilted back in euphoria, leaving only velvet bat wing ears flopped to the sides. Her front legs are folded gently like she is showing a friend her manicure. Just the world's happiest creature!
June 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Early indoctrination #TransRightsAreHumanRights #ProtectTransKids
Stroller in a lush grass lawn and with two toddler legs with a bit of plaid shorts showing and wearing white socks and black and pink sneakers, toddler is holding a red sign in front of them that says FREEDOM TO BE and FREEDOM TO BE ME in white. At bottom of the sign is a whit box with ACLU in red.
May 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Sometimes I try to remind myself that the world still had beauty in it and that is part of what we fight for.

Also, pollen is trying to kill me?
Brabackground of a fruit tree covered in fluffy pink flowers with many layers if petals. Some trees and an overcast sky in the background. Probably a type of Cherry. Another view looking up into the fluffy pink flower covered branches of a tree with some branches of the next tree entering the frame.
April 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Some bangers from a recent library run
A page from Ooo...Poo! By Elliot Kreloff includes the word Ooo... and pictures of a deer from behind pooing pellets, an elelephant looking back over its butt as it poos giant boulders, a pig looks back over its pale pink butt as squirms trickle out, a furry little otter from the side as it let's loose a pile of pebble poo, and a cat from behind scoffs as it drops logs into a little litter box. Small picture from ¡Vamos! Let's Celebrate Halloween and Día de los Muertos by Ralph the Third, colors by Elaine Bay. A comics style picture focused on a gravestone with wonky block lettering that says "This is the back of the tombstone, read front for important info regarding the deceased." A floppy boot is on top and there are characters from the larger scene present either visible punky/artsy pants and shoes.
March 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Tempted to hire out my toddler as a random password generator
Photo of bright foam letters and numbers from foam alphabet tiles on a gray sheeter crib bed, reading out X2KEP6YTG60. A few colorful foam tiles visible on the floor in front of the bed and little toddler hands visible at the top, holding the 2 and K.
January 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Screen grab of a Duolingo app icon where the icon is just the face of a lime green owl and one eye and side is drooping, there are beads of sweat running down the forehead, and there is a truly impressive line of snot dripping from a nostril on its beak. Don't think too hard about this anatomy stuff. Background behind app icon includes a small, pale hand gripping a kid's toothbrush.
January 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura
Film still of Captain Janeway of Voyager reclined om a couch by a window and sipping a cup of black coffee and looking skeptically to the left.
January 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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No, sweetie. There are no monsters under your bed. Your headless skeleton critter keeps them away.
Image of a strange something in shadow under a bed beyond pastel foam floor tiles in a little kid's room. The strange something is a skeleton chameleon with only a vague connection to anatomical reality. It has been painted neon orange, but that has rubbed off on a lot of it. The position looks like it is on sentry duty looking out (in whatever way a headless lizard skeleton can) from under the bed.
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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There is something really magical about introducing books you remember from your childhood to your own kid.

Thank you to the Prince George's Memorial Library System ❤️
Cover of the book Jamberry by Brice Degen, includes a dancing bear and small white boy holding hats full of berries and dancing merrily.
December 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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A current fave from our last library trip. 5 stars!
Scorch: Hedgehog of Doom
Extremely cute and funny, and very relatable for anyone who is small and feisty.
A pale hand holds a picture book titled "Scorch: Hedgehog of Doom". Cover illustration has a purple sky, and a hedgehog defiantly holding an apple slice like a scimitar raised to the sky, opposite paw clenched in a fist, and with flames erupting behind it. In the background is a castle in silhouette.
December 22, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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I cannot describe how unsettling this ad image is. Is The left had just shoved in the end? Why does it look like they are attached to a body lying down? Are they supposed to be the same body??? Why are you threatening your arm? Or did Thing of Addams family fame cuddle up like in a sleeping bag?
Screen grab of an Amazon ad on social media feed in dark mode. Ad label says "Ervidwear Arm Protectors for Thin Skin, Protective ..." with Shop Now button. Now the image itself: two disembodied arms up to the mid-upper arm are partially flexing. Shoulder should be to left and hands are to the right. The front arm with a stout bicep is holding a short, highly stable utility knife above or against the arm in back. They are at a very unnatural angle to be attached to the same person, the hands are differently lit enough that they don't make sense. Worst of all, the bicep opening for the back arm protector shows an empty tube end as if the hand is Thing from the Addams family who crawled into the hand end with no arm attached, despite the tube appearing to be robustly filled out. The front arm's bicep end of the tube is just the end, appearing to have just had the rest of the model photos hopped out. Nothing about this other than promoting blade safety makes sense here.
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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Sometimes my kitchen reveals that I have developed a very specific lifestyle:
1. Plastic eye balls from themed birthday party for kiddo
2. Collection of rubber bands from produce
3. False lashes from dance event over the weekend
4. A nanny who got a little bored because kiddo took a 3 hour nap
Close up image of a glass jar filled with white pung ping balls printed to look like eyeballs, with a hodgepodge of rubber bands stretched around the top of the jar (mostly beige with one darker one mixed in that curves down and back up across the image), two balls on top are pointed toward the viewer and topped with a string of false eyelashes. Overall it gives the impression of a deranged muppet.
October 30, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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If you see this quote-post a timeline cleanse---anything that brings you any sense of joy.
Only time I will ever have my ducks in a row. 1 full size skeleton duck and 2 rubber ducky skeletons (because what is anatomy) in a row and painted bright uv reactive colors on a low garden rock wall, with a rather bare tree behind them.
October 28, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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If I use a lot, does that mean I am starting from way too white? Or do I prove that by not using enough?
September 25, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Time to attack the day
September 13, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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@ Duo, are you.... okay?
Screen grab of the Duolingo app icon where the green owl's face is contorted, one eye sagging, sweating like a pig, and a giant booger trailing down from its beak/nose. Background image is of an upside down toddler arm holding a toothbrush.
September 3, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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A++++ marketing
August 11, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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Josie is out here to support her fellow thiccc pups with cooling mats, stone flooring, and snacks.
July 26, 2024 at 3:55 AM