elliot in the morning
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“I have a fear of butterflies, right?” -Elliot
Remember this morning's dementia discussion? Well, as we finished and Elliot solicited for follow-up phone calls, I said, "Don't pick the show up ... can we keep with that tone?"
My bad.
My bad.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Remember this morning's dementia discussion? Well, as we finished and Elliot solicited for follow-up phone calls, I said, "Don't pick the show up ... can we keep with that tone?"
My bad.
My bad.
Special reserve toys!
a baseball player with the number 20 on his cap
ALT: a baseball player with the number 20 on his cap
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November 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Special reserve toys!
Always love seeing toothpaste in the office bathroom sink.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Always love seeing toothpaste in the office bathroom sink.
What was the point of Cena's match at Wrestlepalooza!?
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What was the point of Cena's match at Wrestlepalooza!?
Was that the Siuuu?!
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Was that the Siuuu?!
Oof, the network totally blew the setup to that field goal.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oof, the network totally blew the setup to that field goal.
Shh, cuida'o, que nadie nos escuche
Shh, cuida—
Shh, cuida—
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Shh, cuida'o, que nadie nos escuche
Shh, cuida—
Shh, cuida—
Just got out of the shower, tapped the phone to wake it, and panicked that I was late for work.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just got out of the shower, tapped the phone to wake it, and panicked that I was late for work.
Welcome back, Robyn!
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Welcome back, Robyn!
Hot take: Ribbons and strings for hanging Christmas tree ornaments are too long.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Hot take: Ribbons and strings for hanging Christmas tree ornaments are too long.
Not being able to get beer before a 7:30 AM kick-off will be the #1 reason Shoppers is missed…by me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not being able to get beer before a 7:30 AM kick-off will be the #1 reason Shoppers is missed…by me.
After a week of Mannequin Pussy contesting, can I play Lily Allen’s “Pussy Palace” now?
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
After a week of Mannequin Pussy contesting, can I play Lily Allen’s “Pussy Palace” now?
Love how Genea Mobile Access never fails when you're not rushing back from a bathroom break during the show.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Love how Genea Mobile Access never fails when you're not rushing back from a bathroom break during the show.
David Severs?
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
David Severs?
More Paddington content!
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
More Paddington content!
Atop my head, I also wore that elastic-banded, black plastic from The Great Houdini Hat Full Of Magic.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Atop my head, I also wore that elastic-banded, black plastic from The Great Houdini Hat Full Of Magic.
0
DAYS SINCE
LAST CRY 🤧
ON THE BIKE
DAYS SINCE
LAST CRY 🤧
ON THE BIKE
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
0
DAYS SINCE
LAST CRY 🤧
ON THE BIKE
DAYS SINCE
LAST CRY 🤧
ON THE BIKE
They're replacing cast-change slips with QR codes?! I blame U2!?
a close up of a spider-man cartoon character in a red and blue suit .
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October 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They're replacing cast-change slips with QR codes?! I blame U2!?
So...this ROSALÍA album is gonna be insane.
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So...this ROSALÍA album is gonna be insane.
Every single Chubb insurance ad sounds like an SNL commercial parody.
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Every single Chubb insurance ad sounds like an SNL commercial parody.
Speaking of KISS, how about "Mistake"??
Dadgum, Paul!!
Dadgum, Paul!!
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Speaking of KISS, how about "Mistake"??
Dadgum, Paul!!
Dadgum, Paul!!
“No wreckin' ball is gonna knock it down
Nobody's gonna come to steal the keys
This is the people's house
The house of you and me”
Boy, was Bon Jovi off on this one.
Nobody's gonna come to steal the keys
This is the people's house
The house of you and me”
Boy, was Bon Jovi off on this one.
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“No wreckin' ball is gonna knock it down
Nobody's gonna come to steal the keys
This is the people's house
The house of you and me”
Boy, was Bon Jovi off on this one.
Nobody's gonna come to steal the keys
This is the people's house
The house of you and me”
Boy, was Bon Jovi off on this one.