elliot in the morning
@eitmonline.bsky.social
“I have a fear of butterflies, right?” -Elliot
With no show prep tonight, I have all this stuff I want to watch even though I obviously know it will just be everyone else watching a passed-out me come 8:00.
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
With no show prep tonight, I have all this stuff I want to watch even though I obviously know it will just be everyone else watching a passed-out me come 8:00.
Did Verizon check her wife’s mail?
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Did Verizon check her wife’s mail?
𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 & 𝓑𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓵
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 & 𝓑𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓵
UPDATE: The dartboard is not up.
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
UPDATE: The dartboard is not up.
Introducing for the first time, as a scheduled guest and not a walk-in, Tyler Molnar! (That's what Hair Cuttery could have just said.)
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Introducing for the first time, as a scheduled guest and not a walk-in, Tyler Molnar! (That's what Hair Cuttery could have just said.)
1 FG in the second half. One. Field. Goal. ONE!!
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
1 FG in the second half. One. Field. Goal. ONE!!
“This sound isn’t available.”?!?
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
“This sound isn’t available.”?!?
Very relieved it’s a fake injury.
a woman with horns is giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a woman with horns is giving a thumbs up sign
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Very relieved it’s a fake injury.
Did that set the record for earliest Xmas song?
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Did that set the record for earliest Xmas song?
The family's Christmas playlist just shuffled us "Meditation For The Holidays" - @eric-hutchinson.bsky.social, which means we now must listen to the entire "Blue Christmas" EP. Santa makes the rules, right? Merry Hutchmas!
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The family's Christmas playlist just shuffled us "Meditation For The Holidays" - @eric-hutchinson.bsky.social, which means we now must listen to the entire "Blue Christmas" EP. Santa makes the rules, right? Merry Hutchmas!
No darts until Saturday. 😿
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
No darts until Saturday. 😿
Impromptu Robbie Williams? Yes to you, Ally Pally.
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Impromptu Robbie Williams? Yes to you, Ally Pally.
Got a chance to chat up Pitz Quattrone after he performed in Frederick yesterday. Total sweetheart, as we thought!
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Got a chance to chat up Pitz Quattrone after he performed in Frederick yesterday. Total sweetheart, as we thought!
Why am I hearing Shakin’ Steven’s “Merry Christmas Everyone” for the first time NOW?!
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why am I hearing Shakin’ Steven’s “Merry Christmas Everyone” for the first time NOW?!
It’s Music’s Christmas Morning, btw!
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It’s Music’s Christmas Morning, btw!
TOP 🖐️ 2025 ALBUMS
5. KPop Demon Hunters Cast - KPop Demon Hunters (Soundtrack from the Netflix Film)
4. Bad Bunny - DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
3. Turnstile - NEVER ENOUGH
2. Lily Allen - West End Girl
1. ROSALÍA - LUX
5. KPop Demon Hunters Cast - KPop Demon Hunters (Soundtrack from the Netflix Film)
4. Bad Bunny - DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
3. Turnstile - NEVER ENOUGH
2. Lily Allen - West End Girl
1. ROSALÍA - LUX
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
TOP 🖐️ 2025 ALBUMS
5. KPop Demon Hunters Cast - KPop Demon Hunters (Soundtrack from the Netflix Film)
4. Bad Bunny - DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
3. Turnstile - NEVER ENOUGH
2. Lily Allen - West End Girl
1. ROSALÍA - LUX
5. KPop Demon Hunters Cast - KPop Demon Hunters (Soundtrack from the Netflix Film)
4. Bad Bunny - DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
3. Turnstile - NEVER ENOUGH
2. Lily Allen - West End Girl
1. ROSALÍA - LUX
As the albums of the year continue to be revealed this morning, need to honorably mention Wednesday’s ‘Bleeds’! #6!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
As the albums of the year continue to be revealed this morning, need to honorably mention Wednesday’s ‘Bleeds’! #6!!
Chips & Salsa: A Podcast 🦷
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Chips & Salsa: A Podcast 🦷
Which is more surprising: I just ordered a sweater comb or I didn’t have a sweater comb?
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Which is more surprising: I just ordered a sweater comb or I didn’t have a sweater comb?
If IT’SUGAR is too loud for me, Five Below is too bright.
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If IT’SUGAR is too loud for me, Five Below is too bright.
I see that Elliot's sound effects broke TikTok's captions, so here...
E: Look at Diane—
D: [LAUGHING]
T: Diane, you've heard those millions of times–
D: I know!
E: [MORE LAUGHING]
D: [SIGHING]
#1212
E: Look at Diane—
D: [LAUGHING]
T: Diane, you've heard those millions of times–
D: I know!
E: [MORE LAUGHING]
D: [SIGHING]
#1212
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I see that Elliot's sound effects broke TikTok's captions, so here...
E: Look at Diane—
D: [LAUGHING]
T: Diane, you've heard those millions of times–
D: I know!
E: [MORE LAUGHING]
D: [SIGHING]
#1212
E: Look at Diane—
D: [LAUGHING]
T: Diane, you've heard those millions of times–
D: I know!
E: [MORE LAUGHING]
D: [SIGHING]
#1212
John Cena is the sole reason I started loving wrestling again. And it had nothing to do with Cena the wrestler. In fact, I never saw him once in his prime. I stopped watching in 2000, which was 2 years before his SmackDown debut. But 20 years later, my kids started seeing him all over the place...
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
John Cena is the sole reason I started loving wrestling again. And it had nothing to do with Cena the wrestler. In fact, I never saw him once in his prime. I stopped watching in 2000, which was 2 years before his SmackDown debut. But 20 years later, my kids started seeing him all over the place...
Good news/bad news/usually good news, but going to be bad:
1. Feeling much better
2. Totally forgot about the Lily Allen onsale and the show sold out
3. Chili dogs tonight
1. Feeling much better
2. Totally forgot about the Lily Allen onsale and the show sold out
3. Chili dogs tonight
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Good news/bad news/usually good news, but going to be bad:
1. Feeling much better
2. Totally forgot about the Lily Allen onsale and the show sold out
3. Chili dogs tonight
1. Feeling much better
2. Totally forgot about the Lily Allen onsale and the show sold out
3. Chili dogs tonight