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“I have a fear of butterflies, right?” -Elliot
With no show prep tonight, I have all this stuff I want to watch even though I obviously know it will just be everyone else watching a passed-out me come 8:00.
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Did Verizon check her wife’s mail?
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 & 𝓑𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓵
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
UPDATE: The dartboard is not up.
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Elliot In The Morning: 2026 Opening Intro Show Launch
YouTube video by Elliot In The Morning
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Introducing for the first time, as a scheduled guest and not a walk-in, Tyler Molnar! (That's what Hair Cuttery could have just said.)
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Toby!
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
1 FG in the second half. One. Field. Goal. ONE!!
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“This sound isn’t available.”?!?
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Very relieved it’s a fake injury.
a woman with horns is giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a woman with horns is giving a thumbs up sign
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January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Did that set the record for earliest Xmas song?
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 AM
The family's Christmas playlist just shuffled us "Meditation For The Holidays" - @eric-hutchinson.bsky.social, which means we now must listen to the entire "Blue Christmas" EP. Santa makes the rules, right? Merry Hutchmas!
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
No darts until Saturday. 😿
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Impromptu Robbie Williams? Yes to you, Ally Pally.
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Got a chance to chat up Pitz Quattrone after he performed in Frederick yesterday. Total sweetheart, as we thought!
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why am I hearing Shakin’ Steven’s “Merry Christmas Everyone” for the first time NOW?!
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s Music’s Christmas Morning, btw!
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
TOP 🖐️ 2025 ALBUMS

5. KPop Demon Hunters Cast - KPop Demon Hunters (Soundtrack from the Netflix Film)

4. Bad Bunny - DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS

3. Turnstile - NEVER ENOUGH

2. Lily Allen - West End Girl

1. ROSALÍA - LUX
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
As the albums of the year continue to be revealed this morning, need to honorably mention Wednesday’s ‘Bleeds’! #6!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Chips & Salsa: A Podcast 🦷
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Which is more surprising: I just ordered a sweater comb or I didn’t have a sweater comb?
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If IT’SUGAR is too loud for me, Five Below is too bright.
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I see that Elliot's sound effects broke TikTok's captions, so here...

E: Look at Diane—
D: [LAUGHING]
T: Diane, you've heard those millions of times–
D: I know!
E: [MORE LAUGHING]
D: [SIGHING]

#1212
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
John Cena is the sole reason I started loving wrestling again. And it had nothing to do with Cena the wrestler. In fact, I never saw him once in his prime. I stopped watching in 2000, which was 2 years before his SmackDown debut. But 20 years later, my kids started seeing him all over the place...
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Good news/bad news/usually good news, but going to be bad:

1. Feeling much better

2. Totally forgot about the Lily Allen onsale and the show sold out

3. Chili dogs tonight
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM