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Looking at pixie cuts is all eel and good until you get it done and you look like a fat thirteen year old boy
April 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Looking at pixie cuts is all eel and good until you get it done and you look like a fat thirteen year old boy
Eddie is Captiol. Steve is district. Mentor and Tribute. Their love absolutely forbidden and yet. Some things just, can’t be helped
April 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Eddie is Captiol. Steve is district. Mentor and Tribute. Their love absolutely forbidden and yet. Some things just, can’t be helped
In 2019 I moved out of my parents house and in with some roommates. In 2020 I moved again with just one. The relationship with the other two had not withstood living together but this one roommate and I were convinced we’d survive anything
March 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
In 2019 I moved out of my parents house and in with some roommates. In 2020 I moved again with just one. The relationship with the other two had not withstood living together but this one roommate and I were convinced we’d survive anything
Eid Mubarak. Chag Pesach sameach. Happy Easter
March 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Eid Mubarak. Chag Pesach sameach. Happy Easter
The Queen of the Terfs has said that the stars who made her a billionaire for their work in the movie adapations of her books “ruin” a movie for her. I hope they “ruin” everything she loves. Honestly. It’s still less than what she deserves
March 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The Queen of the Terfs has said that the stars who made her a billionaire for their work in the movie adapations of her books “ruin” a movie for her. I hope they “ruin” everything she loves. Honestly. It’s still less than what she deserves
The “Irish goodbye” is so funny to me because I don’t know a single Irish person who is able to leave a function without being there a full hour after they planned to leave bc they have to stop and say goodbye to literally every single person in attendance
March 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The “Irish goodbye” is so funny to me because I don’t know a single Irish person who is able to leave a function without being there a full hour after they planned to leave bc they have to stop and say goodbye to literally every single person in attendance
Lost a very special boy today. He’s always going to be close to home now. I’m going to plant some flowers for him too
March 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Lost a very special boy today. He’s always going to be close to home now. I’m going to plant some flowers for him too
I can’t believe it was the Ides of March and nobody tried to 🔪 Donald or Elon
March 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I can’t believe it was the Ides of March and nobody tried to 🔪 Donald or Elon
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January 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Reposted by Duchess
January 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It’s not internalised misogyny if the reason I dislike another woman is because she uses friends as someone to trauma dump on and then refuse to speak to when those friends are struggling bc you “can’t cope”
It works both ways. If a friend asks for help you help them
It works both ways. If a friend asks for help you help them
March 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s not internalised misogyny if the reason I dislike another woman is because she uses friends as someone to trauma dump on and then refuse to speak to when those friends are struggling bc you “can’t cope”
It works both ways. If a friend asks for help you help them
It works both ways. If a friend asks for help you help them
People talk a lot of shit about girls all wearing the same stuff but I just saw three guys all sat next to each other in a row wearing the same hoodie in different colours
March 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
People talk a lot of shit about girls all wearing the same stuff but I just saw three guys all sat next to each other in a row wearing the same hoodie in different colours
Got some Stevie coded bedsheets today
March 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Got some Stevie coded bedsheets today
“Eye of the Tiger” is playing off the Alexa in the office. I can only think of one thing and it’s not Rocky
March 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Eye of the Tiger” is playing off the Alexa in the office. I can only think of one thing and it’s not Rocky
Elon and his army of DOGE incels without any frontal lobe development out here making the government more “efficient” by firing the one guy in Yosemite with keys to the restrooms. Good job guys. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that
February 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Elon and his army of DOGE incels without any frontal lobe development out here making the government more “efficient” by firing the one guy in Yosemite with keys to the restrooms. Good job guys. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that
Hey. Just remember, other people can make mistakes and it’s totally fine. Not everybody has to get everything right 100% of the time. Not you tho. You’re a terrible person and a failure. You have to perfect all the time. Or else
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey. Just remember, other people can make mistakes and it’s totally fine. Not everybody has to get everything right 100% of the time. Not you tho. You’re a terrible person and a failure. You have to perfect all the time. Or else
When I find myself in times of trouble. Mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, culchie memes
February 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble. Mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, culchie memes
So way the fuck back like 10/15 years ago I had this self insert/oc rp blog in the YGO fandom on tumblr. There was a whole bunch of us and we had this “house” which was just a bunch of self insert ocs who interacted with canon characters and each other
February 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
So way the fuck back like 10/15 years ago I had this self insert/oc rp blog in the YGO fandom on tumblr. There was a whole bunch of us and we had this “house” which was just a bunch of self insert ocs who interacted with canon characters and each other
You know how in Cabaret, Max says that the Nazis are useful for suppressing the communists and that the German government will always be able to control them and then … well. Yeah. Yeah
February 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
You know how in Cabaret, Max says that the Nazis are useful for suppressing the communists and that the German government will always be able to control them and then … well. Yeah. Yeah
When you can’t just scream as loud as you want to at work so you put on the loudest shouty screams music you have and live vicariously through it on your lunch break
February 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When you can’t just scream as loud as you want to at work so you put on the loudest shouty screams music you have and live vicariously through it on your lunch break
Anyway. Bi Steve being Eddie’s gay awakening
January 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Anyway. Bi Steve being Eddie’s gay awakening
Is “money” from Cabaret 1998 really trending on tiktok or is that just me?
January 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Is “money” from Cabaret 1998 really trending on tiktok or is that just me?
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Okay I posted this yesterday on Patreon with other sketches I just love them so much I needed y'all to see them
January 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Okay I posted this yesterday on Patreon with other sketches I just love them so much I needed y'all to see them
I bought myself a bunch of new skincare stuff bc I’ve heard good things about the brand and the line. My mother then tells me “oh we can just share and whenever we start running low we can just pick up more”
Excuse me?? What is we? I’m pretty sure “we” only have one face
Excuse me?? What is we? I’m pretty sure “we” only have one face
January 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I bought myself a bunch of new skincare stuff bc I’ve heard good things about the brand and the line. My mother then tells me “oh we can just share and whenever we start running low we can just pick up more”
Excuse me?? What is we? I’m pretty sure “we” only have one face
Excuse me?? What is we? I’m pretty sure “we” only have one face