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Eileen Gonzalez
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Writer of boring bios and other stuff. Opinions are mine, mine, all mine. She/her. https://bookriot.com/author/eileen-gonzalez/
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Congrats to whoever added this hilarious and completely accurate content warning to IMDB's page on Fantastic Four: First Steps
Image text: "There's a couple unhinged decisions in the movie."
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Shining Knight Landscaping
The Shining Knight swipes at a giant thorny plant with his sword
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I just "love" this juxtaposition. Let's celebrate the American worker by shutting down the government, throwing thousands of people out of work, and not providing updated info about workplace safety!
A screenshot from OSHA's website. Above a banner "celebrating the American worker" for America's 250th anniversary is a smaller banner explaining that the site is not being updated due to the government shutdown.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Hahaha even the ring went "screw it, lemme find someone useful"
Hal Jordan knocks himself unconscious by slipping on a bar of soap in the bathtub. His power ring checks to see if he is badly hurt, which he isn't, and then flies off on its own.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Apparently Iron Man has to pay for superhero-related shenanigans so often he had business cards printed up about it
Iron Man hands a cranky nurse a card that says "The Avengers. Bill All Services to Tony Stark."
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Leaving Hawkeye hanging was clearly the worst thing Nighthawk ever did
Hawkeye tries to high-hive Nighthawk, who responds with no high-five and the words, "I don't like you."
October 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Batman: Would you like us to stay for dinner?
Tom Fagan, most valid man alive: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!!
Batman asks Tom Fagan, a bespectacled man in a Batman costume, if he and the League can stick around for "a little while." Fagan says they can stay forever if they want.
September 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Do I even need to say anything at this point
Two headlines. The top one reads: "Vance says 'no immediate plans' for Trump to send National Guard to Chicago." The one immediately below it says: "Trump on possible National Guard deployment to Chicago: 'We're going in'"
September 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This scholarly paper just turned into a crossover fanfic
Image text starts midsentence: "comic book couplings as Cyclops and Phoenix, whose doomed romance was caught in a cycle of female sacrifice and reincarnation; Black Panther and Storm, the latter of whom struggled with her contradictory status as both privileged royal and disenfranchised mutant; Wonder Woman and Steve Rogers, a romance tainted by the inadequacy of a fragile human man loving an invincible demi-god." It's funny because the text confuses Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, with Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman's boyfriend.
July 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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lol
A screenshot of two headlines side by side. The one on the right talks about Dean Cain complaining how "woke" is going to hurt James Gunn's Superman at the box office. The one on the left talks about how Superman made more money in box office previews than any other film this year.
July 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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No context, just enjoy
Martian Manhunter confronts a stone giant while saying "Its blue beams must be what's getting everyone stoned! It's taking all of my Martian-powers to resist being affected too!"
July 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I read Ms. Marvel: Beyond the Limit and not gonna lie, seeing President Kamala (Khan) in one of her possible futures was... rough
A comic panel of an older Kamala Khan wearing glasses and a suit and sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office
July 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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❤️
The head of a white Havanese peeking around the side of a laptop screen
June 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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If I came up with a story idea like this I'd call myself a hack and start over
Two underlined headlines. The first says "President Trump says US conducted air strikes in Iran," and the one immediately beneath it says "Trump's Nobel Peace Prize nomination."
June 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Doctor Fate's dad is Erich von Däniken?
Sven Nelson tells his young son Kent that the Egyptians didn't have the scientific knowledge to build the pyramids and that he intends to prove aliens built them.
June 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Early '70s Iron Man comics sure somethin'
Iron Man blasts a villain while shouting: "You've licked your chops at everything I've served you! Now, gulp down these sizzling pizzas from Pompeii! Swallow this red-hot double-scoop from hell!"
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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No amount of context will make this make sense
Hawkman gives edible rocks to a group of pale, kneeling humanoids. The scene looks suspiciously like the humanoids are taking communion.
June 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Wouldn't have guessed Mr. Spock would hate Tony Stark that much
A villain discards his Nick Fury disguise to reveal he looks very much like Mr. Spock. Tony Stark is chained to the ground in front of him.
May 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This isn't Thor but I like to imagine this is what Thor would wear to a Pride parade
An old comic book panel featuring a long-haired, muscular blond man wearing the trans pride colors, including a blue, white-fur-lined tunic with a pink helmet, cape, and V design down the front of the tunic.
May 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Always good to start the day with some wise words from Green Arrow
Green Arrow scolds Green Lantern about how people in authority are not necessarily the good guys.
May 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Hold up, I think I'm onto something. I was so busy drowning in thoughts of That One Trump that I forgot others do, in fact, exist.
A newspaper clip. Text reads: "The praise came from Christopher Trump, vice-president of Spar Aerospace Ltd., the Toronto-based company that developed the Canadarm, used on six shuttle flights so far. Trump, who worked with the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) During the 1960s, told students at the University of Montreal: 'NASA is keen on them (the astronauts). They're not just showpieces. They are part of the team.'"
May 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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My google-fu is utterly failing me on this one, so if anyone knows what the HECK Batman is referencing here I would be mega grateful. This was published in 1969, if that helps.
A recently escaped Batman realizes he was trapped in "a model of the new Trump satellite," then has a revelation about the true identity of the man who trapped him.
May 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Do you think Carol ever brings up the fact that when she and Tony first (?) met he tried to kill her. Because I'd never shut up about it.
Iron Man descends on Cape Kennedy to attack Mar-Vell and Carol Danvers Iron Man repulsor blasts Mar-Vell and Carol Danvers, who are thrown by the force.
May 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Maybe the patient would be doing better if you'd stop chomping on that cigar around the guy with a bad heart.

To be fair, Tony smoked a pipe back then, so y'know.
Two medics, one of whom is smoking a cigar, discuss how it's too late to save Tony Stark
April 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Bats should do little pointy-toe kicks every time he swings around Gotham
Batman swings through the air holding a young man. Batman's leg is extended, toe pointed forward, out in front of him.
March 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM