Eileen Gonzalez
@eileen2thestars.bsky.social
Writer of boring bios and other stuff. Opinions are mine, mine, all mine. She/her. https://bookriot.com/author/eileen-gonzalez/
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What a great day to remember that trans women belong in women's spaces and trans men belong in men's spaces, always and forever
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Can confirm, this book is goddamn adorable.
Hi everyone! If you're looking for a kids comic that'll make for a perfect Holiday present, check out my book, MR. MUFFINS: DEFENDER OF THE STARS! A young boy has to help save outer space when the cosmic chosen one turns out to be...his pet corgi.
simonandschuster.com/books/Mr-Muf...
simonandschuster.com/books/Mr-Muf...
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Can confirm, this book is goddamn adorable.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about dancing with yetis. It's about making ill-advised, Faustian bargains with the Peppermint Man. It's about shrinking down the super rich and trapping them in snow globe pocket dimensions.
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about dancing with yetis. It's about making ill-advised, Faustian bargains with the Peppermint Man. It's about shrinking down the super rich and trapping them in snow globe pocket dimensions.
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Looks like I wasn't the first to this either. Someday I will have an original thought, I promise you
In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Looks like I wasn't the first to this either. Someday I will have an original thought, I promise you
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The steady increase of "writers" (fakers, little bitches, weenies in truth) using "AI" to write fic really pisses me off.
It's just such a fannishly WEAK approach to being a total freak in fandom and it's just... lazy theft on top of that.
God.
It's just such a fannishly WEAK approach to being a total freak in fandom and it's just... lazy theft on top of that.
God.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The steady increase of "writers" (fakers, little bitches, weenies in truth) using "AI" to write fic really pisses me off.
It's just such a fannishly WEAK approach to being a total freak in fandom and it's just... lazy theft on top of that.
God.
It's just such a fannishly WEAK approach to being a total freak in fandom and it's just... lazy theft on top of that.
God.
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On this 37th World AIDS Day, I encourage y’all to read the excellent memoir in comics Taking Turns: Stories from HIV/AIDS Care Unit 371 by @comicnurse.bsky.social
Taking Turns - MK Czerwiec
Second edition NOW AVAILABLE from Graphic Mundi. Updated with new preface. A hospital unit dedicated to the care of patients, families, and friends with AIDS opened at Illinois Masonic Medical Center....
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December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
On this 37th World AIDS Day, I encourage y’all to read the excellent memoir in comics Taking Turns: Stories from HIV/AIDS Care Unit 371 by @comicnurse.bsky.social
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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One of my biggest regrets of being offline for so long is that I read Hello Sunshine in that time and could not scream about it.
Not only is it probably the best book I read this hear, one of the best YA I've read ever, but it also healed something in me I thought publishing had irreparably broken.
Not only is it probably the best book I read this hear, one of the best YA I've read ever, but it also healed something in me I thought publishing had irreparably broken.
Hello Sunshine is a horror mystery GN about a boy who comes back from bible camp to find out that his secret boyfriend, Alex, is missing after a very public mental breakdown. #comics
Available now!! www.thenovl.com/titles/keezy...
Available now!! www.thenovl.com/titles/keezy...
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
One of my biggest regrets of being offline for so long is that I read Hello Sunshine in that time and could not scream about it.
Not only is it probably the best book I read this hear, one of the best YA I've read ever, but it also healed something in me I thought publishing had irreparably broken.
Not only is it probably the best book I read this hear, one of the best YA I've read ever, but it also healed something in me I thought publishing had irreparably broken.
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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I hope Americans are seeing the results of voting for a personal profit driven Presidency.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I hope Americans are seeing the results of voting for a personal profit driven Presidency.
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The irony is rich.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The irony is rich.
One of the benefits of being raised by a Snoopy superfan is that I was able to crank this out incredibly fast with minimal research lol
Celebrate More Than Christmas With These Lesser-Known Peanuts Holiday Specials
From Valentine's Day to Election Day, check out these lesser-known Peanuts holiday specials.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
One of the benefits of being raised by a Snoopy superfan is that I was able to crank this out incredibly fast with minimal research lol
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My special Thanksgiving toon for CALÓ News. Please share, and support CALÓ News at calonews.com/donate and get my 2026 Cartoon Calendar at laloalcaraz.com .
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My special Thanksgiving toon for CALÓ News. Please share, and support CALÓ News at calonews.com/donate and get my 2026 Cartoon Calendar at laloalcaraz.com .
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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So honored to be included on this list among these incredible titles. Thank you @bookriot.bsky.social!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So honored to be included on this list among these incredible titles. Thank you @bookriot.bsky.social!!
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We’re hearing helicopters and word is spreading of massive ICE raids tomorrow and Friday particularly in Gwinnett. These excessive raids put all of us in danger. Spread the word, look out for each other, and remember your rights.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We’re hearing helicopters and word is spreading of massive ICE raids tomorrow and Friday particularly in Gwinnett. These excessive raids put all of us in danger. Spread the word, look out for each other, and remember your rights.
There were some real good ones this year!
The Best Comic Books and Graphic Novels of 2025
2025's best comics and graphic novels will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between — in this year or any other!
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November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There were some real good ones this year!
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SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
two men in suits and ties with a fbi badge on their jacket
Alt: you should be so lucky to meet Agents Winchester and Winchester
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November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
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We really do deserve more than all this.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We really do deserve more than all this.
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Curious about the future of manga?
@forbes.com sat down with Kodansha USA CEO Alvin Lu—the publisher of Attack on Titan—to explore how manga is expanding into new formats, new platforms, and vast global audiences.
📖 Read the full Forbes interview here: ow.ly/56I350XtMx7
@forbes.com sat down with Kodansha USA CEO Alvin Lu—the publisher of Attack on Titan—to explore how manga is expanding into new formats, new platforms, and vast global audiences.
📖 Read the full Forbes interview here: ow.ly/56I350XtMx7
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Curious about the future of manga?
@forbes.com sat down with Kodansha USA CEO Alvin Lu—the publisher of Attack on Titan—to explore how manga is expanding into new formats, new platforms, and vast global audiences.
📖 Read the full Forbes interview here: ow.ly/56I350XtMx7
@forbes.com sat down with Kodansha USA CEO Alvin Lu—the publisher of Attack on Titan—to explore how manga is expanding into new formats, new platforms, and vast global audiences.
📖 Read the full Forbes interview here: ow.ly/56I350XtMx7