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EightBait (Any/All)
@eightbait.bsky.social
Known as Eight. Has a passion for music, politics, and usually two other things every month or so. My discord is @eightbait. Yes, I am an adult.

Most importantly: has three little scrunklies, chief among them being Freelance. Ask about em'!
Ohh, I just noticed she's got Looey and Blot's clothing in the basket. That's a cute detail!
January 13, 2026 at 7:58 AM
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MOJANG BANNED HER SKIN
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
she knows she exists, but only to the extent that she's able to forget that fact constantly
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Baby man. Lil' baby. Lil' baby man. Little baby baby baby man. Little BABY. BABY MAN.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
who needs foldy paws and whimsical demeanor when you can have EVIL paws and EVIL demeanor (the exact same thing except it's a cat with nail polish for some reason. it has yet to figure out that slay has two separate meanings nor does it care for its lust for blood is insatiable and kinda hot)
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
What 1 year on HRT does to a balloon /lh
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I finished the main story in under a week and absolutely adored it. I picked Ryan thinking he was a heroic firefighter guy which I always like in zombie media. I was wrong about him being a firefighter but what I got was SO much better. I absolutely love him.
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Me when I go to the Beach That Makes You A Pinata
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I think you're entitled to compensation if that sorta thing happens. Call a person or something. Or maybe two persons.
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
why are you hitting them? did they do something wrong? :<
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A couple of weeks ago I was wondering what the worst (best) possible variation of "my hungry ass could never be" was and this is easily a solid contender. Utterly incomprehensible, thank you.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It's a fanfic for Dandy's Worlds so I doubt it'll be particularly appealing to a lot of folks who read my VERY sparse posts on bluesky, but I'll link to it if anyone is curious enough to indulge.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I feel like at their basest levels a lot of more "out there" kinks are very susceptible to logistical charting which translates well to TTRPGs. Is the meshing point of macro/transformation fetishists and figuring out how to calculate structural damage to city buildings small? Sure! Gameable? 👍
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i dont even got a funny reply for this i just think it's neat. good job
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He's such a silly billy. Just a tall guy. A gooby wooby.
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM