i had a crush on ewan mcgregor for like 15 years, and then he left his wife of 20 years for someone significantly younger who he QUICKLY got pregnant, and immediately i got the ick and haven’t watched anything from him since.
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i had a crush on ewan mcgregor for like 15 years, and then he left his wife of 20 years for someone significantly younger who he QUICKLY got pregnant, and immediately i got the ick and haven’t watched anything from him since.
this was NOT intentional but it was cute so i had to take a picture.
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
this was NOT intentional but it was cute so i had to take a picture.
well damn, look at me go! half of this is going in the freezer for lazy nights. i over-salted the filling, but i caught it in time to under-salt the rest so it evened out!
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
well damn, look at me go! half of this is going in the freezer for lazy nights. i over-salted the filling, but i caught it in time to under-salt the rest so it evened out!
cooking music for tonight!
December 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
cooking music for tonight!
i have NO idea how, but i’ve managed to mess up my back, and everything hurts now. including turning my body, taking a deep breath, or coughing. NICE!
still gonna make stuffed shells tonight though.
still gonna make stuffed shells tonight though.
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i have NO idea how, but i’ve managed to mess up my back, and everything hurts now. including turning my body, taking a deep breath, or coughing. NICE!
still gonna make stuffed shells tonight though.
still gonna make stuffed shells tonight though.
after this next week (and weekend, i fear) i have just about two weeks off from work.
i have no concrete plans, but i am manifesting, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, give me a nor’easter. PLEASE! one classic new england blizzard. let me be snowed in and cozy for just one or two days. 🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️
i have no concrete plans, but i am manifesting, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, give me a nor’easter. PLEASE! one classic new england blizzard. let me be snowed in and cozy for just one or two days. 🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️
December 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
after this next week (and weekend, i fear) i have just about two weeks off from work.
i have no concrete plans, but i am manifesting, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, give me a nor’easter. PLEASE! one classic new england blizzard. let me be snowed in and cozy for just one or two days. 🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️
i have no concrete plans, but i am manifesting, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, give me a nor’easter. PLEASE! one classic new england blizzard. let me be snowed in and cozy for just one or two days. 🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️🤞🏻❄️
this year’s latke toppings will be:
applesauce/sour cream, we love a traditional topping!
horseradish aioli, i had a jar last year, this year i’m gonna try making it myself.
pickled red onions, also something i’ll be making myself.
ricotta and jam from jamvent.
gonna be a good year!
applesauce/sour cream, we love a traditional topping!
horseradish aioli, i had a jar last year, this year i’m gonna try making it myself.
pickled red onions, also something i’ll be making myself.
ricotta and jam from jamvent.
gonna be a good year!
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this year’s latke toppings will be:
applesauce/sour cream, we love a traditional topping!
horseradish aioli, i had a jar last year, this year i’m gonna try making it myself.
pickled red onions, also something i’ll be making myself.
ricotta and jam from jamvent.
gonna be a good year!
applesauce/sour cream, we love a traditional topping!
horseradish aioli, i had a jar last year, this year i’m gonna try making it myself.
pickled red onions, also something i’ll be making myself.
ricotta and jam from jamvent.
gonna be a good year!
strange combination for dinner. kimchi fried rice i got from the restaurant yesterday, and a grilled cheese lmao.
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
strange combination for dinner. kimchi fried rice i got from the restaurant yesterday, and a grilled cheese lmao.
i do not have a single smart device in my home and i don’t expect that to change. i briefly had a google home speaker i got for free to listen to music in the kitchen, but now i just have a bluetooth speaker connected to my phone.
no alexa, i dont use siri, no “hey google”, none of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
no alexa, i dont use siri, no “hey google”, none of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i do not have a single smart device in my home and i don’t expect that to change. i briefly had a google home speaker i got for free to listen to music in the kitchen, but now i just have a bluetooth speaker connected to my phone.
no alexa, i dont use siri, no “hey google”, none of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
no alexa, i dont use siri, no “hey google”, none of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
my sweet jewish friend told me yesterday i’m basically jewish because i have this scar from grating potatoes for latkes a few years back (it was so bad, it took two months to heal)
i have been peer reviewed into judaism the same way i was peer reviewed into autism 🤣🤣)
i have been peer reviewed into judaism the same way i was peer reviewed into autism 🤣🤣)
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
my sweet jewish friend told me yesterday i’m basically jewish because i have this scar from grating potatoes for latkes a few years back (it was so bad, it took two months to heal)
i have been peer reviewed into judaism the same way i was peer reviewed into autism 🤣🤣)
i have been peer reviewed into judaism the same way i was peer reviewed into autism 🤣🤣)
a rare complete win at dunks. perfect coffee, a pup cup for bella, great sandwich and hash browns, and they didn’t forget my ketchup! #blessed
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
a rare complete win at dunks. perfect coffee, a pup cup for bella, great sandwich and hash browns, and they didn’t forget my ketchup! #blessed
merry halal christmas to everyone
(these songs were a vocal stim last year and i fear it’s the same this year!)
(these songs were a vocal stim last year and i fear it’s the same this year!)
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
merry halal christmas to everyone
(these songs were a vocal stim last year and i fear it’s the same this year!)
(these songs were a vocal stim last year and i fear it’s the same this year!)
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
seen in the comment section of a taylor swift interview. transphobes really embody the whole “if you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail” thing.
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
seen in the comment section of a taylor swift interview. transphobes really embody the whole “if you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail” thing.
i’m not a pork girly but my major exception is asian food. tonkatsu ramen and pork red oil dumplings. this is one of my fave restaurants but i usually order delivery, i never actually come in!
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i’m not a pork girly but my major exception is asian food. tonkatsu ramen and pork red oil dumplings. this is one of my fave restaurants but i usually order delivery, i never actually come in!
baby’s first sake.
it just tastes like warm wine and i’m not a wine girly but im still gonna drink this entire vial lmao
it just tastes like warm wine and i’m not a wine girly but im still gonna drink this entire vial lmao
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
baby’s first sake.
it just tastes like warm wine and i’m not a wine girly but im still gonna drink this entire vial lmao
it just tastes like warm wine and i’m not a wine girly but im still gonna drink this entire vial lmao
sorry but it’s 2026 in just a couple weeks. literally NOTHING should be “cash only.” that is fucking ABSURD.
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
sorry but it’s 2026 in just a couple weeks. literally NOTHING should be “cash only.” that is fucking ABSURD.
my dealership reminded me that today i’ve had elphie for a year!
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
my dealership reminded me that today i’ve had elphie for a year!
my first time making caramel! it wasn’t perfect, but lord knows working with melted sugar is finicky, so i’m very happy with the results!
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
my first time making caramel! it wasn’t perfect, but lord knows working with melted sugar is finicky, so i’m very happy with the results!
i can truly go months without touching a goddamn thing in my kitchen and relying solely on takeout and microwave meals, and then i’ll get into a phase where i just want to cook/bake.
air fried burgers tonight and i’m gonna make salted caramel to put on my banana bread from yesterday. oooof 🤤🤤🤤
air fried burgers tonight and i’m gonna make salted caramel to put on my banana bread from yesterday. oooof 🤤🤤🤤
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i can truly go months without touching a goddamn thing in my kitchen and relying solely on takeout and microwave meals, and then i’ll get into a phase where i just want to cook/bake.
air fried burgers tonight and i’m gonna make salted caramel to put on my banana bread from yesterday. oooof 🤤🤤🤤
air fried burgers tonight and i’m gonna make salted caramel to put on my banana bread from yesterday. oooof 🤤🤤🤤
one of my favorite things on tiktok is this pufferfish who calms down whenever his human talks to him 😭😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
one of my favorite things on tiktok is this pufferfish who calms down whenever his human talks to him 😭😭😭
this is for sure a first world problem, but when i sign off all my work emails with my preferred name (3 letters) followed by my signature which also has my preferred name, why do 90% of people from outside my company respond with my full name (five letters) which is ONLY in my email address?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this is for sure a first world problem, but when i sign off all my work emails with my preferred name (3 letters) followed by my signature which also has my preferred name, why do 90% of people from outside my company respond with my full name (five letters) which is ONLY in my email address?
going to a friend’s birthday tomorrow at a ramen spot, an excellent choice for a december birthday. it also happens to be one of my favorite restaurants!
torn between whether i should get ramen or pho, but leaning towards ramen.
torn between whether i should get ramen or pho, but leaning towards ramen.
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
going to a friend’s birthday tomorrow at a ramen spot, an excellent choice for a december birthday. it also happens to be one of my favorite restaurants!
torn between whether i should get ramen or pho, but leaning towards ramen.
torn between whether i should get ramen or pho, but leaning towards ramen.
raw. eiffel tower. any time of day.
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
raw. eiffel tower. any time of day.