Chris Salmon
@eggshen71.bsky.social
Film fan of all genres and quality! Sometime VHS collector. Depeche Mode, Derby County, cask ales, video games, astronomy, trifles, pro-Europe... all the good stuff.
Dad, husband, socially backwards.
Dad, husband, socially backwards.
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My three-point plan for rehabilitating FIFA.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My three-point plan for rehabilitating FIFA.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
Well, Rio Ferdinand HAD a reputation! Jesus Christ. #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Well, Rio Ferdinand HAD a reputation! Jesus Christ. #worldcupdraw
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Dear Gianni Infantino
I am looking forward to seeing who England and Scotland get in the World Cup Draw. Talking of the latter, here is a short message from one of their most revered supporters.........
Sincerely
Anyone with a soul watching this shower of shite
#WorldCupDraw
I am looking forward to seeing who England and Scotland get in the World Cup Draw. Talking of the latter, here is a short message from one of their most revered supporters.........
Sincerely
Anyone with a soul watching this shower of shite
#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dear Gianni Infantino
I am looking forward to seeing who England and Scotland get in the World Cup Draw. Talking of the latter, here is a short message from one of their most revered supporters.........
Sincerely
Anyone with a soul watching this shower of shite
#WorldCupDraw
I am looking forward to seeing who England and Scotland get in the World Cup Draw. Talking of the latter, here is a short message from one of their most revered supporters.........
Sincerely
Anyone with a soul watching this shower of shite
#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The 1975. Swearing, smoking, drinking...we've seen it all before you obsequious bunch of Coldplay fluffers. Get in the sea.
Dog Doggy GIF
ALT: Dog Doggy GIF
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June 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The 1975. Swearing, smoking, drinking...we've seen it all before you obsequious bunch of Coldplay fluffers. Get in the sea.
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1975 singer seems to be a bit of a wanky dank in a Shia Laboof, Alex Zane kinda way.
Self endulgent, pissed on his dad's stout and smoking his mam's Lambert and Butlers. I think I'll continue to effortlessly avoid them.
Self endulgent, pissed on his dad's stout and smoking his mam's Lambert and Butlers. I think I'll continue to effortlessly avoid them.
June 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
1975 singer seems to be a bit of a wanky dank in a Shia Laboof, Alex Zane kinda way.
Self endulgent, pissed on his dad's stout and smoking his mam's Lambert and Butlers. I think I'll continue to effortlessly avoid them.
Self endulgent, pissed on his dad's stout and smoking his mam's Lambert and Butlers. I think I'll continue to effortlessly avoid them.
Happy Father's Day dad.
June 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Happy Father's Day dad.
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This is completely ‘out of control’…👇
WHO AGREES?! 🤚
WHO AGREES?! 🤚
June 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is completely ‘out of control’…👇
WHO AGREES?! 🤚
WHO AGREES?! 🤚
If your boss is a narcissist, egotesticle make sure to let him know that you know. Every day. They don't like it.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If your boss is a narcissist, egotesticle make sure to let him know that you know. Every day. They don't like it.
It's heartening to find the new Pope is an American. At least he'll be able to address the anti-christ in it's own language.
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's heartening to find the new Pope is an American. At least he'll be able to address the anti-christ in it's own language.
We saw #harryhill at Nottingham Theatre Royal tonight and I've never laughed so much. Top drawer silly buggery as usual. The world needs more of this.
May 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We saw #harryhill at Nottingham Theatre Royal tonight and I've never laughed so much. Top drawer silly buggery as usual. The world needs more of this.
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a little friday song, “If I were the richest man in the world”
May 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
a little friday song, “If I were the richest man in the world”
The death of society as we know it is happening right before our eyes and we've got wall to wall news coverage of Prince Harry. God almighty. Shitehawk.
May 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The death of society as we know it is happening right before our eyes and we've got wall to wall news coverage of Prince Harry. God almighty. Shitehawk.
Andrea Jenkyns, though.
What the hell is wrong with people? What's happened to our species? Christ!
What the hell is wrong with people? What's happened to our species? Christ!
May 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Andrea Jenkyns, though.
What the hell is wrong with people? What's happened to our species? Christ!
What the hell is wrong with people? What's happened to our species? Christ!
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Andrea Jenkyns: Mare of Lincolnshire.
May 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Andrea Jenkyns: Mare of Lincolnshire.
It's not much, but my crab apple tree has blossomed today and I'm absolutely delighted. It's the small things that matter.
As you were.
As you were.
April 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's not much, but my crab apple tree has blossomed today and I'm absolutely delighted. It's the small things that matter.
As you were.
As you were.
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nice one Tories. If you want to elicit sympathy for pensioners who live in poverty from the winter fuel cuts in your party broadcast try not to use old actors who play tennis in their spare time and drink coffee using a Bosch Tassimo. I work for a living and cant afford those pods. Staged bullshit.
April 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Nice one Tories. If you want to elicit sympathy for pensioners who live in poverty from the winter fuel cuts in your party broadcast try not to use old actors who play tennis in their spare time and drink coffee using a Bosch Tassimo. I work for a living and cant afford those pods. Staged bullshit.
Tonight, the wife is out. The kids are out.
Time for my annual showing of #frightnight. This time in glorious 4k, UHD, HDR and some KFC.
Time for my annual showing of #frightnight. This time in glorious 4k, UHD, HDR and some KFC.
March 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Tonight, the wife is out. The kids are out.
Time for my annual showing of #frightnight. This time in glorious 4k, UHD, HDR and some KFC.
Time for my annual showing of #frightnight. This time in glorious 4k, UHD, HDR and some KFC.