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@eggplantpeaches.bsky.social
Butts and Bolts enthusiast.
Professional peach eater.
Sword swallower.
Dad jokes are my currency.
Married 👬
Professional peach eater.
Sword swallower.
Dad jokes are my currency.
Married 👬
Sending good vibes from Ohio!
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sending good vibes from Ohio!
Double parked dick!
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Double parked dick!
My favorite food group! 🍑
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My favorite food group! 🍑
I’m a self-proclaimed interior decorator.
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I’m a self-proclaimed interior decorator.
Sausage… part of a complete breakfast. 😋
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sausage… part of a complete breakfast. 😋
Slurp slurp
a black and white photo of a banana on a black background
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October 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Slurp slurp
Pants down all the time!
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pants down all the time!
Would like to take a shot from that stick.
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Would like to take a shot from that stick.
It’s giving… autumnal!
September 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s giving… autumnal!
I very good morning to you, as well.
May 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I very good morning to you, as well.
May I, please, rest my head on your chest?
May 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
May I, please, rest my head on your chest?
Agreed! Makes my brain hurt.
May 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Agreed! Makes my brain hurt.
Reporting for duty! 🫡
May 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Reporting for duty! 🫡
My office isn’t nearly as fun as this. Jealous.
May 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My office isn’t nearly as fun as this. Jealous.
It’s an undying love!
May 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It’s an undying love!
The welcoming committee succeeds again!
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The welcoming committee succeeds again!
Very cute! The apron and the man wearing it!
May 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Very cute! The apron and the man wearing it!
On the way
a car is driving down a dirt road next to a sign that says 20 .
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April 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
On the way