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@eggplantpeaches.bsky.social
Butts and Bolts enthusiast.
Professional peach eater.
Sword swallower.
Dad jokes are my currency.
Married 👬
Professional peach eater.
Sword swallower.
Dad jokes are my currency.
Married 👬
I tried to remain #softsaturday . I failed.
January 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I tried to remain #softsaturday . I failed.
Everyday it feels like someone stole the Sports Almanac and we’re all trapped in this new dystopian hellscape.
January 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Everyday it feels like someone stole the Sports Almanac and we’re all trapped in this new dystopian hellscape.
Me on a Sunday morning pretending I didn’t spend Saturday being a sloppy slut. Also, what did that bitch say?
January 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Me on a Sunday morning pretending I didn’t spend Saturday being a sloppy slut. Also, what did that bitch say?
Finally seeing Wicked today so I guess this is my contribution to #SinfulSunday
December 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Finally seeing Wicked today so I guess this is my contribution to #SinfulSunday
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
November 23, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Ain’t gonna suck itself
November 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Ain’t gonna suck itself
