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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
@eggbert.bsky.social
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Portrait by some office building's front desk guest pass security camera. (((He/him)))

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I watched the first episode of Alien: Earth and this has not so much been my thought process as much as punctuation along my thought process.

#tv
Dennis Reynolds, a white man wearing a blue collared shirt, sits in the driver's seat of a car while eating cereal out of a bowl. He says, "you dumb bitch."
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Paul Scheer posted "Happy Easter" over a photo of TOLEDO GRACE BRETHREN CHURCH's poster on the side of a red brick building depicting a red cross in front of a yellow sun. White lettering on the cross says, "HE IS RISEN." Immediately above the building and the poster is a large billboard showing a bust of Shrek. maeveynot.bsky.social reposted this with the caption "please open your books to psalmBODY..."
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The siren sings a lonely song
Of all the wants and hungers
The lust of love, a brute desire
The ledge of life goes under
Divide the dream into the flesh
Kaleidoscope and candle eyes
Empty winds scrape on the soul
But never stop to realize
Animal whisperings
Intoxicate the night
Hypnotize the desper…
The Pope holding a microphone like he's singing
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard makes a discussed face. A crowd of young party goers hold red plastic cups and wear WTF expressions on their faces. An illustration of our dread Lord Satan recoiling. "First of all, yikes." Rachel House as Topaz from the movie THOR: RAGNAROK. She wears a broad collar, white face paint, and a disdainful expression. She deadpans, "TRASH."
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I can't quote post Spike's actual thread about this so I hope she forgives me.
Erica "digifox" Kovac @digifox.bin... 2d Have you seen nothinghuman.substack.com/p/ the-tyrann...? It's much more explanatory of how we got here than the "enshittification" cycle or malice, in my opinion. The Tyranny of the Marginal User why consumer software gets worse, not better, over time nothinghuman.substack.com Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM This explains a lot about how and why things I used to love and enjoy are straight-up unbearable, now. Might be a little weird, but I used to privately think of it as "The Sims Cycle." Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social As installments of The Sims progressed, each one had (in my opinion) less complexity, less depth, demanded less of the player. Finally, Sims 4 came out, as it was so shallow (removing entire life stages at launch, for example) that I fully gave up on the series. But it's the most popular one yet. Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social Sims 4 had over a thousand dollars worth of DLC and over 10 years of development and support, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't let you move the China and fill a house with gold bullion and lesbian raccoons. George W Harris @bullcityfats.bs... Similarly, in CK3 you can no longer make a horse the Pope
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Welcome to Target.
A portrait of The Corinthian from the comic book series, The Sandman. He is a white man with white blond hair. He smiles a toothy, predatory smile as he lowers his sunglasses with his left hand. Instead of eyeballs he has the same toothy smile in each eye socket.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Disney's MULAN (1998)
Text in the style of a Zohran Mamdani for New York City political sign Text reads: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER? Text in the style of a Zohran Mamdani for New York City political sign Text reads: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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*Sigh* 😏

Yeah, it's kinda fun.
Text in the style of Zohran Mamdani for New York City political sign. Text reads: Therefore, send not to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for the
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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MAY I ASK FOR ONE FINAL THING? is a pretty fun #anime. You should check it out on Crunchyroll.

Or you could read the original manga here:
bato.to/chapter/2625...
A slogan in the style of a Zohran Mamdani political sign. The background is striking blue and the letters are in equally striking light orange. The beginning of the slogan has the orange letters shadowed in red. This slogan says Scarlett el Vandimion for punching rich assholes in the face repeatedly
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Cover art for the animated film BON VOYAGE, CHARLIE BROWN (AND DIDN'T COME BACK!)
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Timeliness
Iron Spike reposting effin' birds' illustration of a bird with the caption "thank you for this generous helping of horseshit" literally a minute after it was posted. Iron Spike comments, "logging on".
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I'm an hour from the end of Brandon Sanderson's THE WAY OF KINGS and overall I'm enjoying it very much. #books

There are some revelations, however...
80's vaporwave graphics that say NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FUCKED UP
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Nathaniel Redmond, director of the Yale school of public health, said on Tuesday that the "horror, scale and velocity of killing" in El Fasher had left pools of blood visible from satellites.
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Single panel cartoon of a scruffy man outside a window looking in. His shirt says SICKOS. He laughs and says, "Yes... hahaha... yes!"
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Hell yeah
Blue sky social profile page The White House @whitehouse-47.bsky.social User Blocked by "Right wing propaganda and their followers" Posts Replies Medial Videos
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Large UHAUL sign says UHHHH instead
October 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I think I'm getting closer
Moe Szyslak, The bartender from The Simpsons, wipes down a glass while standing in front of the bottles and mirror behind the bar. His facial features an expression evoke the word "troglodyte." Homer Simpson trips and falls all over a trash bin. His facial expression looks drunk and stupid.
September 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I feel like I'm circling the drain here
Lisa Simpson seems irate. She wears her iconic orange dress with pearl necklace, holds a magenta piece of paper in one hand, and is shot from above standing on a wooden floor resembling that of a gymnasium. Homer Simpson holds a hot dog in one hand and a small fish by the tail in the other hand. He is doing this in front of a large tank of water that contains a dolphin who is staring at Homer. Homer also has a very stupid drunk face. Homer Simpson's photograph in his high school yearbook. He has long messy hair, a molestache, and is wearing a blue and black jacket, ruffled white shirt, and a black bow tie. His facial expression could be described as dumb and affected by Marijuana. Homer Simpson looks to be mansplaining something and pointing with his hand.
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Closer
Homer Simpson holds a wooden club like a baseball bat in front of a smoking volcano.
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It was the /r/SimpsonsFaces subreddit.

This isn't the face I was looking for, but it'll do for now.
Maggie Simpson wearing a paper sign that reads "I'm a stupid baby," and has a stupid baby expression on her face.
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I gotta adjust something...
The RAD Seed's original post with the final word "keeper" cut off.
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Oh shit, that's rad!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_p...
Screenshot of a portion of the Giant Panda Wikipedia page that shows a photograph of a Giant panda at the Ocean Park Hong Kong and Conservation status: Vulnerable
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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To all the hwite people bitching how they can't "celebrate their culture/heritage" I say

Skill issue
A white man wearing a white t-shirt with a band of red diamond cross-hatching and an illustration of a bottle of Kewpie mayonnaise, complete with the silhouette of the Kewpie baby. Behind the man is a backyard pool, deck chairs, garden, and trees.
August 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The Grim Reaper moves a bead across an abacus.
August 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Could be worse, I suppose...
A chainsawsuit.com three-panel comic by Kris Straub. I accidentally enrolled in the academy twice, now i'm TWO COPS in "just desserts" Cop: i'll have the "seis leches" cake Waiter: that makes no sense. don't you mean two orders of "tres leches?" Cop (pointing a gun): you go back there, son, and you bring me six milks
August 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM