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Clear thinking, no drinking hard boiled egg. Poached, rarely scrambled. Navigating this shit in any way I choose, come at me.
#Trump is synonymous with fart, just so you know
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mate, he had Musk building the software for the voting machines, he had thing wrapped up like a Christmas present
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's 00:00, do you know where your daylight savings are?
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That's what I'm saying! Silly cat lady seems unclear. It seems she's muted me, kindly tell her to google "yawning leopard gif"
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think I upset cat lady
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's a yawning leopard
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Literally
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You started it. Also you should google "face blindness" if you can't tell that cat is yawning
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Are you going to eat my face?
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm not here to argue,I'm just telling you that cat is knackered
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Soo... you voted? A yawning cat doesn't really convey the message.

Mostly it makes me sleepy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
About 90 million people would be too lazy to argue about that. That is to say, about 90 million people didn't vote at all. Black lady or otherwise. Call it racism or indifference, it couls have changed a Lot.
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Honestly, all people had to do was vote, full stop. So many voices didn't exercise their right to vote, and this is the mess we're left with.
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Don't forget ferns
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM