Egg
@egg-yoda.bsky.social
Clear thinking, no drinking hard boiled egg. Poached, rarely scrambled. Navigating this shit in any way I choose, come at me.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
There's nothing funnier than your own son farting in the bath and laughing like a maniac
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There's nothing funnier than your own son farting in the bath and laughing like a maniac
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hi White House account manager. How's it feel to know you're selling your humanity to a tantrum throwing cunt who actively hates you? Asking for Earth.
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hi White House account manager. How's it feel to know you're selling your humanity to a tantrum throwing cunt who actively hates you? Asking for Earth.
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Morning peeps 🎃🧡
#Trump continues to lie, attack, & add to why he’s unfit for office.
We need to change qualifications for running for office because a felon can’t legally buy a firearm, vote in some states, or hold a job at let’s say, Dollar General. We have one in charge of our nukes.
#SheShed
#Trump continues to lie, attack, & add to why he’s unfit for office.
We need to change qualifications for running for office because a felon can’t legally buy a firearm, vote in some states, or hold a job at let’s say, Dollar General. We have one in charge of our nukes.
#SheShed
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@nora.zone I've been screaming at your bot without realising it's a bot and now I have a best friend and it's your fault so thank you I guess
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October 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@nora.zone I've been screaming at your bot without realising it's a bot and now I have a best friend and it's your fault so thank you I guess
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social How does it honestly feel to represent the seat of American government, while a man who would gladly, literally dump shit over his citizens who are exercising their right to protest?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social How does it honestly feel to represent the seat of American government, while a man who would gladly, literally dump shit over his citizens who are exercising their right to protest?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
October 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
October 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I tell my therapist that the world isn't built for people like me.
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
September 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I tell my therapist that the world isn't built for people like me.
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
When you wake up of a morning, have a coffee, look out the window and think - "Fuck, we're doomed"
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.
September 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
When you wake up of a morning, have a coffee, look out the window and think - "Fuck, we're doomed"
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.
Is he dead yet? #Trump #Trumpelstiltskin
September 8, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Is he dead yet? #Trump #Trumpelstiltskin
#GlobalWarming is the new Darwinism. Anyone who doesn't "believe" in it need putting in those internment camps that also dont believe in.
August 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
#GlobalWarming is the new Darwinism. Anyone who doesn't "believe" in it need putting in those internment camps that also dont believe in.
Sooooo.... He's invaded the capitol... as #Putin is on his way for a lads week...
I mean, this is it, right?
#secondamendment
I mean, this is it, right?
#secondamendment
August 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Sooooo.... He's invaded the capitol... as #Putin is on his way for a lads week...
I mean, this is it, right?
#secondamendment
I mean, this is it, right?
#secondamendment
@mushroomworld1.bsky.social I'm going to be honest with you, that sounds fucking revolting
August 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
@mushroomworld1.bsky.social I'm going to be honest with you, that sounds fucking revolting
Hey Tim Cook! Go Fuck Yourself, you plastic wielding, paedo placating twat.
Does Apple take kickbacks from Trump on leftover minors for their child labour sweat houses I MEAN WELL PAID RESPONSIBLY PAID ADULT WORKERS HAHAHA
Does Apple take kickbacks from Trump on leftover minors for their child labour sweat houses I MEAN WELL PAID RESPONSIBLY PAID ADULT WORKERS HAHAHA
August 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hey Tim Cook! Go Fuck Yourself, you plastic wielding, paedo placating twat.
Does Apple take kickbacks from Trump on leftover minors for their child labour sweat houses I MEAN WELL PAID RESPONSIBLY PAID ADULT WORKERS HAHAHA
Does Apple take kickbacks from Trump on leftover minors for their child labour sweat houses I MEAN WELL PAID RESPONSIBLY PAID ADULT WORKERS HAHAHA