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It's tough to refer to someone as a criminal if you've given them no due process to determine whether they're a criminal. Like if you get arrested and get a trial and are convicted of 34 felony counts. That's due process. You can call that guy a criminal.
May 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.

He was not dead.
I found a ‘dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle
“Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.
www.seattletimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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The noises 🥹🥹
January 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Look. If you play a game on easy...you're gaming. If you play it on hard, you're gaming. The only way that you're not gaming...is if you're actually not gaming👀
January 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Caturday plans. Sleep until I’m hungry. Eat until I’m sleepy. Repeat. 🍽️💤🍽️💤
January 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
oh I think I love Willow now
January 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Libraries are amazing!
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Beautiful 💗
Finn is a master of camouflage and also lying around
December 21, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 4:30 PM
this is amazing ❤️
This is hands down my favourite embroidery I've ever made - recognize it?
#embroidery #art #fiberarts
December 8, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
This is just too cute
The meanings of the word for a wren, from eight different languages...

8. Little walnut (Bulgarian)
7. Little bird in the ditch (Japanese)
6. Thumbling (Finnish)
5. Fence-skedaddler (Danish)
4. Fence-master (Hebrew)
3. Druid bird (Irish)
2. Mouse-brother (Faroese)
1. Little king of winter (Dutch)
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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What do you call it when someone who isn't a dad tells dad jokes?

A faux pa.
December 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Ok I'm here, now what?
November 23, 2024 at 3:38 PM