Well well well. Look who wants a coaching job at my club in Football Manager 26. Not a fucking chance you monster

I see Football Manager has a sense of comedic timing

Well well well, look at that. A new contract for Jakob Glesnes! "Under the new contract, the 31-year-old Norwegian center back is guaranteed through 2027 with an option for 2028." #DOOP

Go fuck yourself ESPN

Cool that my local library has a special signed edition of @scalzi.com's "Miniatures: The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi."

After following @scalzi.com for a little while on here, I finally got to one of his books (I know, that seems like the wrong order), and devoured it over the weekend. Needless to say, it won't take me as long to get to the next one

For those on here who have left the other place, there will be a moment of silence for Holden Trent before tonight's match. #DOOP

Since I don't think they posted it here... today marks 300 career appearances for the best keeper in MLS history #DOOP

Seeing Makhanya and especially Westfield in the starting lineup is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one #DOOP

Don't know if/when they'll post it here, but @philadelphiaunion.com have officially announced the club record signing of striker Bruno Damiani. #DOOP

Wait a minute, DOOP doesn't fit

Introduce yourself with four footballers.

Nice.

(Yes I'm a child)