we are approximately six months from Sydney Sweeney's Hardee's commercial debuting at Super Bowl LX

Went to Twitter first time all year to check something and this is my notifications (and no i don't follow him)

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spotify wrapped but for my diet tracker app to tell me i ate 40lbs of peanut butter crackers in 2025

What are you gonna do, shoot me in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store?

we went from "the markets are up going into november because investors know trump will be elected" to "there's a recession coming but it's biden's fault" quicker than i thought

@danielthrasher.bsky.social killing it on the schizophrenic rap scene

jam tonight music.youtube.com/watch?v=nrgS...

first post, lots of pressure

how yall feel about tartar sauce w fried chicken