i bring a sort of i hate the PSL vibe to the conversation that nobody really likes

It is way too late in the game for “first they came for” references

i order a jagerbomb. the bartender crosses himself before he hands it to me

trying really hard to be normal about things

found out i’m irish so it’s really over for y’all

An increasing amount of the political commentary I’d like to make is composed of things I can’t say