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Effing Candle Co.®
@effingcandleco.bsky.social
Luxury candles with attitude. Wooden wick candles, wax melts, room sprays, candle refill kits, corporate gifts, wholesale candles, and more!

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Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
I will be riding this high into 2026
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
CAN I GET A W IN THE CHAT? YA GIRL HAS MORE CASH IN THAN OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR.

Business Barbie mode unlocked!
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Glitter, bows, twinkle lights. Christmas is loading at our booth!

I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.

You might even see me there 😉
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Here's what everyone was putting in their carts this weekend:
SETS, SETS, SETS. Because making 1 decision > making 7 decisions
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November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The perfect apple-scented candle friend to go along with your sports-filled Sunday 🏈
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November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Entering the weekend like
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
These would look so good in your kitchen and bathroom when your conservative relatives come over for Thanksgiving
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dropped off 1100 candles between Made in KC HQ, wholesale orders, and our booth at Made in KC on the Plaza.

Candle season is here!
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Running a small business rn like 🥴
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I always say, "there's no such thing as a candle emergency," but today we found out that one thing does qualify as a 🆘 situation:

Forgetting to put the wicks in the jars

Mr Effing Candle Co. noticed just in time. All hands on deck to wick 120 candles before the window of opportunity closed 😅
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sometimes, self-care is ordering a pumpkin pie from Costco so you have breakfast squared away for the next week.

It has fiber in it. Practically a health food.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
HR, my coworker is harassing me for snacks!
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just want to thank the NYTimes for helping me name this bundle 😜
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Our website got a facelift this weekend. It's easier to use and more fun for your eyeballs.

I also added a bunch of discounted sets to the website 👀

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November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I make candles for women who ruin the workplace
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm not supposed to have a favorite child, but I do, and it's the mini tumblers.

We did a gingerbread scent, and cranberry scent this year. No one let me put the labels on, which was for your benefit 😜
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Thanks for another Best Candles in Kansas City award! 🏆🤍 @thepitch.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Your favorite holiday scents are back!

FYI - Fir Fuck's Sake is moving to seasonal availability after this holiday season!
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November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Grateful to have a team who can hold down the fort so I can be in NY for my dad's 70th!

Everyone was disappointed I didn't do candle favors, but the day wasn't about me 😆
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Effing Candle Co. turns FOUR this weekend 🎂

In 2020, after the buzz of dalgona coffees wore off, I was anxious and needed something to keep my hands and brain busy. I ordered a candle-making kit. The rest? History.

45,000 candles
10,000 customers
100 stockists nationwide

Thanks for being here!
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Mœthir, u have a kandle-reelated email
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's okay to have a bone to pick with me if it's because you love every scent. That's absolutely acceptable. Preferred, even.
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm out here testing each of our candles four or five times to make sure they burn well, and Target is out here selling dough bowl candles that burn like 💩

And people still buy them 😭
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
No Doodles were harmed in the making of this video
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When I see your name on a packing slip
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM