Effing Candle Co.®
@effingcandleco.bsky.social
Luxury candles with attitude. Wooden wick candles, wax melts, room sprays, candle refill kits, corporate gifts, wholesale candles, and more!
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Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
effingcandleco.com
Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
So buy the candles, iced coffee, and trinkets
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
So buy the candles, iced coffee, and trinkets
365 days ago, I was nervously waiting to launch this during the inauguration. I anticipated a lot of things. Censorship wasn't one
To everyone who has posted about it, gifted it, and burned it, thank you. Making products that can't be advertised is a challenge, but the candle cult finds a way 😘
To everyone who has posted about it, gifted it, and burned it, thank you. Making products that can't be advertised is a challenge, but the candle cult finds a way 😘
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
365 days ago, I was nervously waiting to launch this during the inauguration. I anticipated a lot of things. Censorship wasn't one
To everyone who has posted about it, gifted it, and burned it, thank you. Making products that can't be advertised is a challenge, but the candle cult finds a way 😘
To everyone who has posted about it, gifted it, and burned it, thank you. Making products that can't be advertised is a challenge, but the candle cult finds a way 😘
My anti-Valentine's-Day-collection muse: The grumpy penguin 🐧
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
My anti-Valentine's-Day-collection muse: The grumpy penguin 🐧
I'm doing a virtual workshop today and closed the door bc Doodles' idea of helping is putting her butt on my laptop, so I closed the office door.
It's going great. Not at all distracting 😂
It's going great. Not at all distracting 😂
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I'm doing a virtual workshop today and closed the door bc Doodles' idea of helping is putting her butt on my laptop, so I closed the office door.
It's going great. Not at all distracting 😂
It's going great. Not at all distracting 😂
Last year, we worked with an agency that thought we would "crush it" on Amazon
We sent $7k worth of inventory to FBA, and were patiently waiting for sales to pick up, but the agency dumped us bc we were not, in fact, crushing it
Everything was returned to us in less-than-perfect condition...
We sent $7k worth of inventory to FBA, and were patiently waiting for sales to pick up, but the agency dumped us bc we were not, in fact, crushing it
Everything was returned to us in less-than-perfect condition...
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Last year, we worked with an agency that thought we would "crush it" on Amazon
We sent $7k worth of inventory to FBA, and were patiently waiting for sales to pick up, but the agency dumped us bc we were not, in fact, crushing it
Everything was returned to us in less-than-perfect condition...
We sent $7k worth of inventory to FBA, and were patiently waiting for sales to pick up, but the agency dumped us bc we were not, in fact, crushing it
Everything was returned to us in less-than-perfect condition...
I have a confession.
I haven't burned any candles yet this year. This feels...illegal?
I haven't burned any candles yet this year. This feels...illegal?
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I have a confession.
I haven't burned any candles yet this year. This feels...illegal?
I haven't burned any candles yet this year. This feels...illegal?
📣None of this would be happening if a woman was in charge📣
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
📣None of this would be happening if a woman was in charge📣
Bundled the Anti-Valentine's Day scents with the bag charm and matches together.
Could she BE any cuter?
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Could she BE any cuter?
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January 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Bundled the Anti-Valentine's Day scents with the bag charm and matches together.
Could she BE any cuter?
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Could she BE any cuter?
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If your word for the year is FERAL, I made this just for you
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
If your word for the year is FERAL, I made this just for you
It's hard to say goodbye to an old friend, but the fragrance oil for Birch, Please, is discontinued 😭
We've got ~30 left before she's gone for good
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We've got ~30 left before she's gone for good
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December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's hard to say goodbye to an old friend, but the fragrance oil for Birch, Please, is discontinued 😭
We've got ~30 left before she's gone for good
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We've got ~30 left before she's gone for good
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
Good morning to everyone who woke up and decided that they deserve one last treat in 2025.
A gift for 2026 them.
We're $800 away from our annual revenue goal. It's a stretch goal, and I do not expect to break it, but inching closer to it all day has me 🤩 I'm so proud of our tiny of four ✨
A gift for 2026 them.
We're $800 away from our annual revenue goal. It's a stretch goal, and I do not expect to break it, but inching closer to it all day has me 🤩 I'm so proud of our tiny of four ✨
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Good morning to everyone who woke up and decided that they deserve one last treat in 2025.
A gift for 2026 them.
We're $800 away from our annual revenue goal. It's a stretch goal, and I do not expect to break it, but inching closer to it all day has me 🤩 I'm so proud of our tiny of four ✨
A gift for 2026 them.
We're $800 away from our annual revenue goal. It's a stretch goal, and I do not expect to break it, but inching closer to it all day has me 🤩 I'm so proud of our tiny of four ✨
Two new scents, or 2026 mantras? You decide! 🩷 ♥️ 🍒 🌹
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December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Two new scents, or 2026 mantras? You decide! 🩷 ♥️ 🍒 🌹
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boy, are you the Grinch? bc I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
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December 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
boy, are you the Grinch? bc I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole
Doodles sends you her best festive bleps 🎄🎁😻
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Doodles sends you her best festive bleps 🎄🎁😻
If you need help finishing your holiday shopping, I'll be at Made in KC on the Plaza from 2-5ish.
Look for this face 😚 near our booth (by the bar in the back of the store)
Look for this face 😚 near our booth (by the bar in the back of the store)
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you need help finishing your holiday shopping, I'll be at Made in KC on the Plaza from 2-5ish.
Look for this face 😚 near our booth (by the bar in the back of the store)
Look for this face 😚 near our booth (by the bar in the back of the store)
Owning a business is cool bc you can just decide to reship a package with priority shipping when someone has been patiently waiting for a while
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Owning a business is cool bc you can just decide to reship a package with priority shipping when someone has been patiently waiting for a while
Party people! You've got till 2 p.m. Central Time to order online.
All of our remaining holiday inventory will move to our booth at Made in KC, so this is the last call to order and the last call for holiday and limited-edition scents and sets
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All of our remaining holiday inventory will move to our booth at Made in KC, so this is the last call to order and the last call for holiday and limited-edition scents and sets
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
a cat wearing a christmas tree hat is sitting on the floor
ALT: a cat wearing a christmas tree hat is sitting on the floor
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December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Party people! You've got till 2 p.m. Central Time to order online.
All of our remaining holiday inventory will move to our booth at Made in KC, so this is the last call to order and the last call for holiday and limited-edition scents and sets
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
All of our remaining holiday inventory will move to our booth at Made in KC, so this is the last call to order and the last call for holiday and limited-edition scents and sets
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
Running away from my inbox, a place of despair and misery, where people demand to know if their order will arrive by Christmas.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Running away from my inbox, a place of despair and misery, where people demand to know if their order will arrive by Christmas.
A very cute haul 😍
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A very cute haul 😍
I just ✨know✨ Bean Bunny would love the gingerbread mini tumblers.
P.S. Scrooge deserved worse than ghosts for being mean to Bean 😠
P.S. Scrooge deserved worse than ghosts for being mean to Bean 😠
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just ✨know✨ Bean Bunny would love the gingerbread mini tumblers.
P.S. Scrooge deserved worse than ghosts for being mean to Bean 😠
P.S. Scrooge deserved worse than ghosts for being mean to Bean 😠
We're down to single digits of the holiday scents. When they sell out, the sets are gone, too 😳
We have year round scents, of course, but if you have your heart set on these for burning or gifting, don't sleep on them. They're bestsellers for a reason.
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We have year round scents, of course, but if you have your heart set on these for burning or gifting, don't sleep on them. They're bestsellers for a reason.
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We're down to single digits of the holiday scents. When they sell out, the sets are gone, too 😳
We have year round scents, of course, but if you have your heart set on these for burning or gifting, don't sleep on them. They're bestsellers for a reason.
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
We have year round scents, of course, but if you have your heart set on these for burning or gifting, don't sleep on them. They're bestsellers for a reason.
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
I've really been grasping for gratitude lately, but today I'm grateful it's not Christmas 2021, when people were calling me during Christmas dinner to scream at me, and leaving one-star reviews of "candles that didn't smell like anything" because they had COVID
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I've really been grasping for gratitude lately, but today I'm grateful it's not Christmas 2021, when people were calling me during Christmas dinner to scream at me, and leaving one-star reviews of "candles that didn't smell like anything" because they had COVID
The scents are my lil secret for now, but a stockist (who knows the scents) preordered just from seeing the teaser in our Instagram stories ‼️
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The scents are my lil secret for now, but a stockist (who knows the scents) preordered just from seeing the teaser in our Instagram stories ‼️
These are not candles for the "I never burn my candles" crowd
These are for the "I deserve nice things, and a little bit of luxury never hurt anybody" crowd
Or the "I'd rather have 3 good candles than 6 from Target" crowd
DEFINITELY for the "I vote with my dollars every day" crowd.
These are for the "I deserve nice things, and a little bit of luxury never hurt anybody" crowd
Or the "I'd rather have 3 good candles than 6 from Target" crowd
DEFINITELY for the "I vote with my dollars every day" crowd.
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
These are not candles for the "I never burn my candles" crowd
These are for the "I deserve nice things, and a little bit of luxury never hurt anybody" crowd
Or the "I'd rather have 3 good candles than 6 from Target" crowd
DEFINITELY for the "I vote with my dollars every day" crowd.
These are for the "I deserve nice things, and a little bit of luxury never hurt anybody" crowd
Or the "I'd rather have 3 good candles than 6 from Target" crowd
DEFINITELY for the "I vote with my dollars every day" crowd.
Idk what procrastinator needs to hear this, but if you order a package TODAY, and it's running late due to carrier delays, it is not eligible for a claim until the day after Christmas, THE EARLIEST
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Idk what procrastinator needs to hear this, but if you order a package TODAY, and it's running late due to carrier delays, it is not eligible for a claim until the day after Christmas, THE EARLIEST