cool trainer effie
@effiex.bsky.social
chaotic neutral / she/they / basketball guy / 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
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the wolves have been dumb for so long that i’m now mostly bored by the many varied different ways they can play dumb basketball. we’ve seen all of em many times at this point.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the wolves have been dumb for so long that i’m now mostly bored by the many varied different ways they can play dumb basketball. we’ve seen all of em many times at this point.
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The Timberwolves exist in a quantum state…we can only determine the probability that they are good or bad. A direct observation that their position is good, and their velocity will move to bad, due to the Finchenburg uncertainty principle
i am once again left asking: are the timberwolves....good? what is their deal?
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Timberwolves exist in a quantum state…we can only determine the probability that they are good or bad. A direct observation that their position is good, and their velocity will move to bad, due to the Finchenburg uncertainty principle
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For the first time since a 34-0 loss to the Packers in 2007, the Vikings have been shut out.
They fall 26-0 to the Seahawks, losing for the sixth time in their last seven trips here. Max Brosmer became the first Vikings QB to throw 4 INTs in a game since Joshua Dobbs in 2023.
Up next: vs. WAS
They fall 26-0 to the Seahawks, losing for the sixth time in their last seven trips here. Max Brosmer became the first Vikings QB to throw 4 INTs in a game since Joshua Dobbs in 2023.
Up next: vs. WAS
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
For the first time since a 34-0 loss to the Packers in 2007, the Vikings have been shut out.
They fall 26-0 to the Seahawks, losing for the sixth time in their last seven trips here. Max Brosmer became the first Vikings QB to throw 4 INTs in a game since Joshua Dobbs in 2023.
Up next: vs. WAS
They fall 26-0 to the Seahawks, losing for the sixth time in their last seven trips here. Max Brosmer became the first Vikings QB to throw 4 INTs in a game since Joshua Dobbs in 2023.
Up next: vs. WAS
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Such a great defensive performance today, wasted on what is, inexplicably, the worst Vikings offense I’ve ever seen
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Such a great defensive performance today, wasted on what is, inexplicably, the worst Vikings offense I’ve ever seen
being a sheffield wednesday & minnesota vikings fan is not good for my mental health
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
being a sheffield wednesday & minnesota vikings fan is not good for my mental health
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i don’t wanna watch this team play football anymore man
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i don’t wanna watch this team play football anymore man
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the wolves poor decision making is super natural. it is not something that can be fixed with coaching, practice or anything like that. it can only be fixed by chris finch returning The Amulet
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
the wolves poor decision making is super natural. it is not something that can be fixed with coaching, practice or anything like that. it can only be fixed by chris finch returning The Amulet
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Idk y'all, the Wolves definitely have major motivation issues, but Finch didn't turn the ball over 17 times
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Idk y'all, the Wolves definitely have major motivation issues, but Finch didn't turn the ball over 17 times
sam darnold come home the kids miss you
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
sam darnold come home the kids miss you
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Struggling to think of a time the offense looked worse, like the 3-13 2011 vikings actually moved the ball kinda. This is not an nfl team
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Struggling to think of a time the offense looked worse, like the 3-13 2011 vikings actually moved the ball kinda. This is not an nfl team
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With tonight’s Naz Reid Game, Naz became the first player in NBA history to record 50 career Naz Reid Games
Congrats Naz, looking forward to many more
Congrats Naz, looking forward to many more
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
With tonight’s Naz Reid Game, Naz became the first player in NBA history to record 50 career Naz Reid Games
Congrats Naz, looking forward to many more
Congrats Naz, looking forward to many more
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JJ MCCARTHY FOURTH QUARTER COMEBACK MODE ACTIVATED!
(he didn't throw a pass on the TD drive)
(he didn't throw a pass on the TD drive)
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
JJ MCCARTHY FOURTH QUARTER COMEBACK MODE ACTIVATED!
(he didn't throw a pass on the TD drive)
(he didn't throw a pass on the TD drive)
granted i’m not a coach but at this stage why is brosmer not getting some play time
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
granted i’m not a coach but at this stage why is brosmer not getting some play time
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Ok honestly the hand hurty cope has been a bit but I cannot think of another explanation for this many misses this bad. Worse than anything this year by far
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ok honestly the hand hurty cope has been a bit but I cannot think of another explanation for this many misses this bad. Worse than anything this year by far
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Tough night for the Slam Squad
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Tough night for the Slam Squad
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the wolves should play teams that suck really bad every night imo
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the wolves should play teams that suck really bad every night imo
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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Justin Jefferson, my goat, you can’t be like this
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Justin Jefferson, my goat, you can’t be like this
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The loss of NAW is so apparent tonight
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The loss of NAW is so apparent tonight
what the fuck does rudy gobert do on the basketball court
October 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
what the fuck does rudy gobert do on the basketball court
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Try practicing next week @minnesotavikings
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Try practicing next week @minnesotavikings
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The boys are back in town
If the Timberwolves have the ball with less than 10 seconds left in a quarter it is basically a guarantee that the other team is going to score somehow
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The boys are back in town
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basketball is so back
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
basketball is so back
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Please god help me I am a prisoner and Carson Wentz is the warden
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Please god help me I am a prisoner and Carson Wentz is the warden