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Effective Nancy
@effectivenancy.is.camp
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(She/her) Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades. Toastie 🍞 ✶ Followback/crypto/AI accounts, religious/political proselytizers, low post accounts, & transphobes blocked on sight ✶ old friends pls DM for Signal/email
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torturing teens is so easy
my text bubble: dinner could be ready in 6-7 minutes receipt: Read 4:54 PM teen’s text bubble: what a terrible thing to read
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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have a peony from my parents’ place for good luck
ruffled pink and white peony bloom with pavement, greenery, and more flowers in the background
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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ah, there it is
a layer of snow thickly frosts green yew needles and green-to-red viburnum leaves against a blanket of white snow in the background
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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oh they made updates?
Zohran for SICKOS YES... HA HA НА...YES!
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Zohran logo but it says LIKE WATER FOR CHOCOLATE
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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this is what a stoned dragon looks like (stay in school, don’t do drugs)
Mr Snuggins, a small orange bearded dragon, depicted in extreme facial close-up with a spacey expression and open mouth. he’s on nightly meds for pain while we wait for his major surgery in a month’s time
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Your Friends & Neighbors (2025)
Halloween 2025: scene of ICE brutality in the Chicago suburb of Evanston where the community came out to bear witness as feds caused a vehicle crash and then assaulted the occupants of the affected car and bystanders who tried to intervene
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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resentful and snoozing in a temp tank while our heat is busted
Mr Snuggins, a small bearded dragon, has propped his front end up on a fake hollow log while his belly hangs down to the tank floor. he’s in profile, and his right eye is narrowed to give a very angy expression as i’ve just disturbed him to get the photo. the tank decor is austere, with a paper grocery bag covering the floor and a low corner water dish in the right foreground
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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mm, yes! yes!!
trader joe’s organic brown rice package that holds three pillowy plastic 10 oz bags of precooked rice, ready in 3 minutes. delicious, nutritious, very easy, and absolutely not what you’d want to use as a means of warming your feet
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Mr Snuggins made a razzledazzle in his bedroom (we’re having HVAC issues so the pets sleep in extra-heated tanks for the time being)
smol bean bearded dragon, viewed from behind in a slightly austere tank with newsprint paper floor, has made himself into a U shape with his head and tail; at the bottom of the U, his left leg is projecting off into an entirely different direction. he really likes being curled up like this and does not even need a surface to curl against, though in this case he’s using his water dish to keep his tail in place
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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gold toilet fanboys want only one thing
BBC’s “Saddam’s hiding place” image of the famed spider hole bunker cross-section featuring air vent, fan, and a slender, supine, featureless red male body silhouette labeled Saddam Hussein in essentially a ventilated grave
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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les lupins, they multiply!
same as above but now with a white chip replaced with a nattily casual lupin plus a handsomely dinner-suited lupin behind the senior citizen Prince impersonator
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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idk i think this is all a stunt for Lupin S4
photo of les cops and le dapper homme outside the louvre (i presume), but with several iterations of omar sy as the eponymous cat burglar with charm to spare as a suspicious bystander, the actual thief standing on the cop car with jewels in his hands, a dapper older gent in a purple velvet suit with cane, and as “je telefon le police” in the background. look, it’s a great show and i had the time, okay?
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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i don’t subscribe either, but here’s a key chunk of the text showing that the overturned rule was discriminatory and regressive
newsday.com The board voted at a later meeting to have the schools superintendent, William Brennan, enforce the resolution. "Those resolutions required students to use intimate facilities, including bathrooms and locker rooms, that corresponded to their biological sex," the board said in a statement Wednesday. "Under the Commissioner's order, such separation is now prohibited." The board added, "We remain committed to ensuring the safety and dignity of all students. Accordingly, we will continue to offer a gender-neutral locker room and bathroom option to any student who will be more comfortable using such a space." In her order, Rosa wrote that the petitioners "demonstrated a likelihood of success on the merits," citing state anti-discrimination laws.
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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when you are a small man contemplating big violence
Mr Snuggins, a small bearded dragon, opens his mouth. bits of food cling to his little lips. his arm appears to sprout from directly beneath his head. in the background are a wooden wall and a blue-green plastic water bowl
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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hero.
Jane Goodall, who died today at 91, seated at the Gombe field site while observing two chimps engaged in grooming
October 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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two sets and a solo kicker
generals in disbelief, with two chatting incredulously in front of a third whose very tall head is tilting dramatically forward as he glares from beneath his brows four groaningly embarrassed men, front to back: side eye, praying for the world to end, not mad just disappointed, and blankly staring horror a three-star smirk for the ages breaking the fourth wall. you just know he knew when that shutter was going to click
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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that whole screen was a mess
screenshot of fake Walmart ad in which one can read these LLM misspellings: Walmat, Yu-Boio, ETIK, WBIDX also the “kid” who’s speaking appears to be addressing the air behind the other boy in the scene in the manner of uncanny behavior your grandparents said would reveal someone to be an alien life form
September 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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is it still birdwatching when the bird is watching first
gray-cheeked or Swainson’s thrush in a redbud
September 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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okay so now that i’ve discovered this lovely coincidence, i should layer in chocolate at the bottom, then pretzel, then peanuts or peanut butter, and then cover with more chocolate, right?
a grid-shaped pretzel fits almost perfectly inside a square-shaped well in a silicone candy mold; the silicone is a luminous aqua color
September 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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ground control to major tempur-pedic
screenshot of “ZERO G” setting on my adjustable bed that does not actually feel weightless but does do…something, i guess? anyway, got my feet up and my weighted blanket on bc the fatigue is strong this ante meridian, yo
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Gimli/Legolas LOTR meme format Gimli: NEVER THOUGHT I'D FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH NAPERVILLE Legolas: WHAT ABOUT SIDE BY SIDE WITH GREATER CHICAGOLAND? Gimli: AYE, I COULD DO THAT
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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computer: ENHANCE
cropped version of photo from original post centered on the frog friend but now it’s apparent that it’s actually a swim-up bar and the frog has a martini glass with a caterpillar twist on the rim
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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i just watched that this week and i think matthew rhys in a the americans disguise looks like hackman in that movie—good hair and makeup, i guess, to evoke an era
four pics from imdb of matthew rhys in the americans wearing a mustache and glasses and looking constipated
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

here's my cat
small bearded dragon standing in his food dish with his nose extremely close to the camera
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM