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"We go high when they go low" was tried, and outrage won the day. Forget milquetoast messaging, the rhetoric needs to punch back.

AOC has been giving a master class in how it's done for the last several years.

I'm gonna go ahead and take it too far.
Your daily reminder that Christian Nationalism is not only anti-American, it's also anti-Christian.
What a photograph.

“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”

Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Republicans: "Our veterans and service members are heroes. Thank you for your service."

Also Republicans: "Fuck off with your service-related injuries, they're your problem."
The Trump administration is moving aggressively to privatize the VA — arbitrarily laying off employees, lowering the quality of, and limiting access to, health care that veterans receive.

Unacceptable. We must stand with veterans and oppose all efforts to privatize the VA.
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Some please tell this delusional asshole about the size of the British Empire in 1776.

And then ask him to explain how, if a car plows into your living room, you "went into traffic." Explaining for the slow kids in the red hats, Ukraine didn't go to war, war came to Ukraine.
Trump: People go into war and then they get their asses kicked and they lose their country, Nobody goes into a war thinking they're going to lose. I'm sure Ukraine thought they were going to win. You don’t go into a war that’s 15 times your size
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dear Orange Fuckwit: Banks discriminate against people all the time. Not by race, religion, or sexual orientation, but by credit score. Be less of an incompetent money manager and banks will be burying you in an avalanche of mailed credit offers. Ask me how I know.

www.yahoo.com/finance/news...
Trump says major US banks 'discriminated against me' as White House preps debanking executive order
Debanking is back in the spotlight this week after President Trump said Tuesday that the country's two largest US banks, JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America, denied him as a customer.
www.yahoo.com
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Since South Park has made it news worthy, here's a free question for a journalist to ask:

"Mr. Pedophile, given your massive breasts and gut, that weird condition that has you leaning way forward all the time, and of course, its minuscule size, when is the last time you actually saw your penis?"
July 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Soon the American right will have an electoral choice between the Moronic Assholes or the Asshole Morons.

www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Musk announces forming of 'America Party' in further break from Trump
The announcement from Musk comes a day after Trump signed a tax-cut and spending bill into law, which the billionaire had fiercely opposed.
www.reuters.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“As the President said, it’s his bill. It’s not a House bill, it’s not a Senate bill, it’s the American people’s bill." - Mike Johnson

Don't lay this steaming pile piece of shit on the people, bro. Orange Fuckface and his spineless/clueless toadies (such as Mr. Johnson) can entirely own it.
July 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
May 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Accurate headline: Doddering Recovering(?) Heroin Addict Who Landed the Top Federal Post Overseeing Health Due to His Long History of Giving Unsolicited Medical Advice of the Batshit-crazy Variety Says in His Out-loud Voice the Thing the Sane Among Us Have Been Screaming Into the Void All Along.
May 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
THIS BITCH says out of one side of her face that she's out to "end the weaponization and politicization of the intelligence community"while the other side is firing people for using their intelligence and issuing factual reports that undermine her idiotic politics. www.yahoo.com/news/gabbard...
Gabbard fires 2 top intelligence officials and will shift office that preps Trump's daily brief
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard fired two veteran intelligence officials because they oppose President Donald Trump, her office said, coming a week after the release of a declassified ...
www.yahoo.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sure, the problem is definitely the media, and not being a stupid piece of drunken, incompetent shit who can't lead, fires everyone competent, alienates allies, and leaks operational details that put our service members' lives at elevated risk.

Poor fucking baby. Why don't you drink about it?
May 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This tweet demonstrates how simple the "stable genius" truly is, and how the three functional brain cells remaining in his frontal lobe operate:

IF news = good
say "I did that"
else say "Biden did that"
END

How people exist who don't see through this obvious bullshit defies explanation.
May 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
So, it turns out that being a bitch-boy organization, carrying the water for a wannabe autocrat for decades, isn't enough to protect you from the bitch-boy autocrat when he achieves bitch-boy autocracy.

Kowtowing in advance to curry favor turned out to be an unwise choice? Imagine that.
April 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"May" make it worse? This is DOGE. Of course they will. They have the Sadim (Midas backwards) touch, turning everything into shit.

Do better, WaPo.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
When government thinks you’re dead, it upends lives. DOGE may make it worse.
Elon Musk’s team has moved millions of Social Security numbers into the agency’s deaths database, potentially raising the risk of errors.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They truly are the stupidest fucking assholes possible.
April 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The ultimate disciple of Joseph Goebbels is stopping by today to tell you that all those investigations, evidence, charges, subpoenas, and court proceedings, most of which resulted in an admission of guilt, didn't happen, it was all a dream.

Never forget what Nazi faces are for.
If you think the J6 defendants didn’t get due process you should take that up with the high level DoJ officials in your administration that represented them.
April 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Poor kid must have been getting dosed with some of the doctor's snake oil.

www.yahoo.com/news/dr-oz-s...
Dr Oz’s swearing-in interrupted when young girl faints in Oval Office
The six-year-old girl was quickly attended to by Dr Oz, who was a highly-regarded surgeon before he became a widely-known television presenter
www.yahoo.com
April 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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April 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you were wondering, "How far has the MAGAt shitpile strayed from their former position as the party of Reagan?", it's now in "Communist China is lecturing the Republican Party on the principles of Reaganomics" territory.
Never thought I’d see the day that the People’s Republic of China would circulate a video of Ronald Reagan to inveigh against a Republican president who has imposed the largest tax increase in American history
April 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The economy is in free fall.

The markets are collapsing.

Our soldiers are dying.

Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail.

Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons.

And Trump is fucking golfing.
April 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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While we all watch the absolute decimation of trillions of dollars in 401K holdings, just remember this. 75M of you voted for this. For those who sat this one out or voted for the orange fat fuck because they didn't like a black woman who liked to smile, I have a simple message. Fuck you.
April 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Who did this?
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

#makeelonpooragain
April 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"Elon, have you seriously never seen a movie or a TV show? people love that shit, when the bully gets his comeuppance. it’s the plot of every teen comedy from the 1980s."

No lies detected. We all wish this for Elon. Let his outer self match his inner beauty.
March 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yes, but, to be fair, you're an evil fucking idiot, and in a true meritocracy you would never have any influence to begin with.

You're 100% Nazi and that's possibly the most positive thing about you. It's all downhill from there.

Stop being such a whiny little bitch.
March 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM