Edward Fedman / eFedpool
@efedpool.bsky.social
I’m a fucking eFed Character! I did it! I’m finally living the dream. Take that High School English teacher that said my handlers writing would never get him anywhere.
Also: read the fucking pinned.
Also: read the fucking pinned.
It’s getting hot in here…
December 10, 2024 at 9:29 PM
It’s getting hot in here…
That’s not a Baptist, that’s a spoilsport.
December 10, 2024 at 9:28 PM
That’s not a Baptist, that’s a spoilsport.
… that’s also horrifying.
Don’t tell me more…
Unless you really need to…
Don’t tell me more…
Unless you really need to…
December 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
… that’s also horrifying.
Don’t tell me more…
Unless you really need to…
Don’t tell me more…
Unless you really need to…
Like, the people who dunk your head in water then say guilt will mean you can go to heaven?
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Like, the people who dunk your head in water then say guilt will mean you can go to heaven?
Oh. Well. That’s okay then.
December 10, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Oh. Well. That’s okay then.
Open what, Vhodka?
OPEN WHAT?!
OPEN WHAT?!
December 10, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Open what, Vhodka?
OPEN WHAT?!
OPEN WHAT?!
This horrifying.
Tell me more.
Tell me more.
December 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
This horrifying.
Tell me more.
Tell me more.
I’d invite you in, but I have a feeling PETA would have objections.
December 10, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I’d invite you in, but I have a feeling PETA would have objections.
I had to change into my spare suit.
That one is Green!
That one is Green!
December 10, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I had to change into my spare suit.
That one is Green!
That one is Green!
Like a carbohydrate?
Also you’re getting a twitch from shark sex. Sounds utterly complicated…
Also you’re getting a twitch from shark sex. Sounds utterly complicated…
December 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Like a carbohydrate?
Also you’re getting a twitch from shark sex. Sounds utterly complicated…
Also you’re getting a twitch from shark sex. Sounds utterly complicated…
I fucking wish, least she has talents.
December 10, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I fucking wish, least she has talents.
Sounds exactly what I’d expect from you.
December 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Sounds exactly what I’d expect from you.
Handler hasn’t written my bio yet. But I’m sure they’ll get right on it.
December 10, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Handler hasn’t written my bio yet. But I’m sure they’ll get right on it.
Shark Tail could have been a very different movie…
December 10, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Shark Tail could have been a very different movie…
Dishonest and rude is my middle name.
Edward Dishonest and Rude Fedman.
Edward Dishonest and Rude Fedman.
December 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Dishonest and rude is my middle name.
Edward Dishonest and Rude Fedman.
Edward Dishonest and Rude Fedman.
So’s your face.
December 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
So’s your face.
I don’t even know what to say anymore…
December 10, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I don’t even know what to say anymore…
Dogfish Style I think.
December 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Dogfish Style I think.
Your jeans are about to fall down.
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR DMS NOT YOUR ZIPPER!
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR DMS NOT YOUR ZIPPER!
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Your jeans are about to fall down.
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR DMS NOT YOUR ZIPPER!
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR DMS NOT YOUR ZIPPER!
And yet you followed me - seems like a bold choice!
December 10, 2024 at 7:13 PM
And yet you followed me - seems like a bold choice!
He said it. I just clarified.
And handed him a Kleenex.
And handed him a Kleenex.
December 10, 2024 at 7:12 PM
He said it. I just clarified.
And handed him a Kleenex.
And handed him a Kleenex.
You just made a big… fucking… mistake.
December 10, 2024 at 7:10 PM
You just made a big… fucking… mistake.
I don’t know but I don’t want to think of Mama Shark twerking for Daddy Shark because he’s had a long day hunting fucking Nemo and she just wants to make him feel good!
December 10, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I don’t know but I don’t want to think of Mama Shark twerking for Daddy Shark because he’s had a long day hunting fucking Nemo and she just wants to make him feel good!
Well I mean he was coming on his own self, I imagine DM’s were the last thing on his mind.
December 10, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Well I mean he was coming on his own self, I imagine DM’s were the last thing on his mind.