Edward Fedman / eFedpool
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Edward Fedman / eFedpool
@efedpool.bsky.social
I’m a fucking eFed Character! I did it! I’m finally living the dream. Take that High School English teacher that said my handlers writing would never get him anywhere.

Also: read the fucking pinned.
Pinned
OOC: Like… legit OOC. Not the stuff I plan on doing with this character.

Yes. I know. It’s dumb. You don’t have to tell me. You can, of course. It’s a free… world… I guess? Who fucking knows anymore.

Anyway, I probably won’t listen.

Also, it’s literally just for funsies.
Imagine showing up the same time as me and somehow being more annoying and unlikeable.

Keep your DM’s shut you harlot!
December 10, 2024 at 6:58 PM
The time has finally arrived. The moment you’ve all been waiting for.

This is it…

Fedheads - let the bidding war commence.

I don’t care about anyone else. My fucking DM’s are open. For offers galore.

Hit me baby one more time!

Say “Hello, Edward Fedman.”

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Hello Edward Fedman.
We fade in to a scene of epic tragedy - a man, wearing a purple suit that looks absolutely nothing that infringes upon Disney intellectual property, sits in the middle of an empty apartment building. ...
docs.google.com
December 10, 2024 at 1:43 AM
December 9, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Johnson’s Baby Powder.

Because getting into leather when you’re a sweaty mess is virtually impossible.
IC Question Of The Day:

Based on something in your recent social media activity, promos, or appearances, a company has approached you to be the face of their new marketing campaign.

What company is it and why do you think it's a good fit?

#ICQOTD
December 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Alright, today is the day. My. First. RP.

That’s right fuckers - I’m about to eye fuck you with words.

Your concept of literary excellence is about to be utterly redefined.

Remember this day as the day when eFedding’s Worst Nightmare (other than the demise of Angelfire) burst onto the scene.
December 9, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I’m playing Twitter and Blue Sky against each other and gaining followers by the… well… single digits.

Which platform gets my first work of fucking art?
December 8, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Something I like about the Vikings and I just can’t put my finger in it.

On it.

Whatever.
Cam Bynum & Josh Metellus 😂 (via Vikings twitter.com/Vikings/stat...)
December 8, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Yes! My first follower!

@matthiassyn.bsky.social - it’s about to get fucking awkward up in here baby.

This is going to be the best or worst decision you’ve ever made!
December 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Holy shit. A fucking shark.

This is why I’ve always wanted to be an eFed character. Where else would you find a shark asking questions about internet wrestling?

No jokes about jumping the fucker either. I know you’re thinking it.

Assholes.
Hello, humans of e-fedding! The water in that other place got polluted a long time ago, so I've been lurking, swimming deep for a long time. But these waters are clearer and fresher, so I'm back. There is lots of content and commentary to come as our community grows here. See profile for more info.
December 8, 2024 at 8:56 PM
First like was from someone who’s literally not a wrestler. I have cross-fandom appeal! Yeah baby.
December 8, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Of course I've got no followers - why would I?

It's not like I've posted an RP yet.

No, it's not a promo until I actually sign up to an eFed.

My bad.

Let me try again.

"Sign a Contract" with a "Wrestling Company".

But honestly, my writer sucks at writing bios so fuck knows when that will be.
December 8, 2024 at 8:33 PM
OOC: Like… legit OOC. Not the stuff I plan on doing with this character.

Yes. I know. It’s dumb. You don’t have to tell me. You can, of course. It’s a free… world… I guess? Who fucking knows anymore.

Anyway, I probably won’t listen.

Also, it’s literally just for funsies.
December 8, 2024 at 8:08 PM