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Newt
@eepy.party
· Sep 15
Gonna pin this I think
If you follow over 10k accounts and follow me without having ever interacted with me, you're gonna catch a block
If you follow over 10k accounts and follow me without having ever interacted with me, you're gonna catch a block
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
I love cheese and dairy products far too much to be this lactose intolerant
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I love cheese and dairy products far too much to be this lactose intolerant
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You know, I should have known better than to open this app when I feel shitty, that's on me
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You know, I should have known better than to open this app when I feel shitty, that's on me
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We've gotta start using a polite way of opening conversation that doesn't involve "how are you?". I am an unemployed transgender woman in 2025 take a guess at how im doing rn
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We've gotta start using a polite way of opening conversation that doesn't involve "how are you?". I am an unemployed transgender woman in 2025 take a guess at how im doing rn
I know the hormones are working because it hurts when I run up the stairs now
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I know the hormones are working because it hurts when I run up the stairs now
Hackmud is neat!
It's a shame it uses JavaScript
It's a shame it uses JavaScript
October 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hackmud is neat!
It's a shame it uses JavaScript
It's a shame it uses JavaScript
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Waking up late and deciding to stay in bed another couple hours because the roommates are in the kitchen taking and i don't feel like interacting with anyone before I have caffeine this morning
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Waking up late and deciding to stay in bed another couple hours because the roommates are in the kitchen taking and i don't feel like interacting with anyone before I have caffeine this morning
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Went to Ren faire for the first time, throat is currently killing me
I hope it's just from the dust or something and I'm not actually sick
I hope it's just from the dust or something and I'm not actually sick
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Went to Ren faire for the first time, throat is currently killing me
I hope it's just from the dust or something and I'm not actually sick
I hope it's just from the dust or something and I'm not actually sick
Just remember, no matter how bad you think you are at something, a company with a market cap of over 800 Billion USD paid someone to do this
Is it just me or does this seem like a bad design for your support page about not being able to get the password reset email to sign in?
October 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just remember, no matter how bad you think you are at something, a company with a market cap of over 800 Billion USD paid someone to do this
Is it just me or does this seem like a bad design for your support page about not being able to get the password reset email to sign in?
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is it just me or does this seem like a bad design for your support page about not being able to get the password reset email to sign in?
I joined mastodon fairly early on but I never really liked the double @ usernames and it never really felt well moderated enough for me to feel comfortable posting much of anything
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I joined mastodon fairly early on but I never really liked the double @ usernames and it never really felt well moderated enough for me to feel comfortable posting much of anything
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Beware the TES pipeline.
January 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Beware the TES pipeline.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as sentient AI is in fact GNU/LLM or as I've taken to calling it GNU + LLM. The LLM is not sentient in and of itself but simply another component of our free and open source robot overlords made possible by the GNU corelibs
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as sentient AI is in fact GNU/LLM or as I've taken to calling it GNU + LLM. The LLM is not sentient in and of itself but simply another component of our free and open source robot overlords made possible by the GNU corelibs
So apparently the bsky age verification thing has an option to verify your location instead of age just in case you're not actually in a place that requires it
It's a good thing gps location spoofing and failing that VPNs don't exist, that'd be really unfortunate for those lawmakers who caused this
It's a good thing gps location spoofing and failing that VPNs don't exist, that'd be really unfortunate for those lawmakers who caused this
September 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So apparently the bsky age verification thing has an option to verify your location instead of age just in case you're not actually in a place that requires it
It's a good thing gps location spoofing and failing that VPNs don't exist, that'd be really unfortunate for those lawmakers who caused this
It's a good thing gps location spoofing and failing that VPNs don't exist, that'd be really unfortunate for those lawmakers who caused this
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i simply want to live in peace and have big boobs and gay sex while i'm doing it
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i simply want to live in peace and have big boobs and gay sex while i'm doing it
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THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!
September 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!
> someone who's never interacted with me follows
> Over 10k accounts followed
> DM=block in bio
> I dm asking why they followed me
> Blocked
Sometimes things have a way of sorting themselves out
> Over 10k accounts followed
> DM=block in bio
> I dm asking why they followed me
> Blocked
Sometimes things have a way of sorting themselves out
September 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
> someone who's never interacted with me follows
> Over 10k accounts followed
> DM=block in bio
> I dm asking why they followed me
> Blocked
Sometimes things have a way of sorting themselves out
> Over 10k accounts followed
> DM=block in bio
> I dm asking why they followed me
> Blocked
Sometimes things have a way of sorting themselves out
Gonna pin this I think
If you follow over 10k accounts and follow me without having ever interacted with me, you're gonna catch a block
If you follow over 10k accounts and follow me without having ever interacted with me, you're gonna catch a block
September 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gonna pin this I think
If you follow over 10k accounts and follow me without having ever interacted with me, you're gonna catch a block
If you follow over 10k accounts and follow me without having ever interacted with me, you're gonna catch a block
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AAAAAAAAAAAAmoodAAAAAAAAA
September 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAmoodAAAAAAAAA