Eel Splatterson
@eelsplatterthrash.bsky.social
perpetually grunting man-freak-beast
I started reading a book written by someone I knew and the romantic interest was basically the author inserted into the story. The protagonist just kept going on about how amazing the romantic interest was. Had to 🛑
April 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I started reading a book written by someone I knew and the romantic interest was basically the author inserted into the story. The protagonist just kept going on about how amazing the romantic interest was. Had to 🛑
Stop embarrassing yourself
March 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Stop embarrassing yourself
At first I thought this was gonna be about Shrek joining the military
March 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
At first I thought this was gonna be about Shrek joining the military
Am I correct in assuming that I can obtain a disc at the live show?
March 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Am I correct in assuming that I can obtain a disc at the live show?
I’m trying down here 😭
February 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m trying down here 😭
Not yet but yr on thin ice 😒
February 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Not yet but yr on thin ice 😒
Being in a band where people actually WANT to play music is one of the greatest feelings in the world
February 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Being in a band where people actually WANT to play music is one of the greatest feelings in the world
I really hope y’all aren’t fooling around. Cheekface ska would be huge.
February 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I really hope y’all aren’t fooling around. Cheekface ska would be huge.
I saw some ad for an adult swim show about magic mushrooms that looked fairly compelling
February 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I saw some ad for an adult swim show about magic mushrooms that looked fairly compelling
Maybe professional wrestling like Cyndi Lauper 🤔🤼
February 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Maybe professional wrestling like Cyndi Lauper 🤔🤼
I’m pretty sure at this point he is set for life. He can afford to start being real
February 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m pretty sure at this point he is set for life. He can afford to start being real
I really wish Hank would just be a communist.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I really wish Hank would just be a communist.
If you don’t know something it’s perfectly fine not to post about it
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you don’t know something it’s perfectly fine not to post about it
“I have never read a book and yet I know a lot about many things. Incredible really.“
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“I have never read a book and yet I know a lot about many things. Incredible really.“
Realistically “forever” (for civilization and most humans at least) is probably not that long.
January 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Realistically “forever” (for civilization and most humans at least) is probably not that long.