Ed Ż
edzelaski.bsky.social
Ed Ż
@edzelaski.bsky.social
Cleveland’s number one soccer enjoyer and an excitable boy.
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To wit: the insane, disgraced Ohio lawmaker and former JD Vance Yale Law classmate currently running as a Democrat for Ohio AG is the way he is, in part, because I kicked him out of a Twitter group chat for refusing to read the room (we wanted to talk about Arsenal FC, not solve Ukraine)
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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hitting a hot dog with the brulee torch after it comes out the microwave to crisp it up a bit
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@gmckay.bsky.social did I hear that correctly, you’re ending your US tour in Ohio?
July 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@aishiterutokyo.bsky.social any thoughts on Shin Yamada’s upcoming move to Celtic? Mostly curious if his 2025 output is an outlier.
July 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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A little more on the women’s pro soccer league we’ll be competing in — and helping to grow!

www.essentiallysports.com/us-sports-ne...
NWSL Miss Leads Cleveland Franchise Plan $50 Million Project in Upcoming US Soccer League
After missing out on an NWSL expansion spot, Cleveland is now leading a $50 million franchise project in a new U.S. soccer league.
www.essentiallysports.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just had my last name spelled Zalenski 😎
April 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you want a fun music fact, the lead singer of Sixpence None the Richer is the sister of Mineral’s drummer.
April 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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you can not win a trade war against a country that trades in chaos
March 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m the cool dad at the coffee shop in the Shakhtyor Soligorsk shirt
March 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not sure what it says about where I am in life, but my cordless stick vacuum brings me so much happiness.
March 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Thinking about the time I quote Gerry Adams to one of the senior partners
March 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What’s fun about preordering records/books is that I’ll completely forget that I did and then I get a nice surprise in the mail.
March 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@senatormeow.bsky.social maybe apt for the ideal Midwest night - murzyn is a racist slur in Polish 😅
February 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m confident I have the largest collection of match worn jerseys from the former USSR in the state of Ohio.
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My take on the leftist gym debate
February 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I hate that whenever I see those Tim Misny birth injury billboards I think yeah I suffered a birth injury - I was born!
February 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Was remembering some old CSU basketball guys today and found Demonte Flannigan is playing in Kazakhstan
January 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s always interesting explaining my hearing loss/tinnitus to people that don’t have it. Yes, there is always a high-pitched ringing in my ears that never goes away. Just constant, from when I wake up to when I go to sleep.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Could be be so lucky? 🤞🏻
Another punt for this week’s newsletter on how close Dortmund are to becoming the next HSV or Schalke.
Borussia Dortmund have sacked Nuri Sahin but their problems go a lot further than bad tactics or underperforming stars.

In a league that has seen so many giants fall, there’s no reason to believe that Dortmund are too big to fail:
January 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Got his ass
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Almost up 100mi this year to ~710
Did the math out of curiosity - I ran 617.39 miles this year
January 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s here
December 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Winter in Cleveland - cold nights, hot beer
December 24, 2024 at 8:58 PM
And we’ve only gotten worse since! 😅
December 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM