Edward Martin III
@edwardmartiniii.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, filmmaker, and solver of problems (usually my own, I’ll admit). Always happy to talk story with story-talkers. Always welcoming to under-represented voices, trans voices, etc.
If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
Seems like my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000 is doing a better job than a brain-wormed guy!
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Seems like my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000 is doing a better job than a brain-wormed guy!
And it was a better job than the current guy! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
And it was a better job than the current guy! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
He was SO misunderstood.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He was SO misunderstood.
Maybe be less, I dunno, “warlike”?
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Maybe be less, I dunno, “warlike”?
A few years back, I read this entire series.
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A few years back, I read this entire series.
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
Man, those trees really needed it. Thank you, Deathbot 9000!
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Man, those trees really needed it. Thank you, Deathbot 9000!
It smells so yummy! Want some?
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It smells so yummy! Want some?
Spring-fresh? Why, this is the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Spring-fresh? Why, this is the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
Hey Mississippi, you need to stop giving licenses to monkeys!
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hey Mississippi, you need to stop giving licenses to monkeys!
This amazing Deathbot 9000 is just doing wonders! Miaow!
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This amazing Deathbot 9000 is just doing wonders! Miaow!
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
Martinis can be enjoyable, so way to go, Deathbot 9000! Honestly, this must be the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Martinis can be enjoyable, so way to go, Deathbot 9000! Honestly, this must be the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
In fairness, it’s important to point out my in-laws aren’t MAGAts.
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
In fairness, it’s important to point out my in-laws aren’t MAGAts.
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
On one hand what the heck, Temu?!
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
October 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
On one hand what the heck, Temu?!
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
Today is a GOOD day to exercise!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Today is a GOOD day to exercise!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
Kitty nose-prints on the window. OMG, super cute!
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Kitty nose-prints on the window. OMG, super cute!
Aw, Deathbot 9000 advice is the BEST advice!
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Aw, Deathbot 9000 advice is the BEST advice!
This was even better than my old B210! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
(Also, join us on Patreon for more fun!)
(Also, join us on Patreon for more fun!)
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This was even better than my old B210! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
(Also, join us on Patreon for more fun!)
(Also, join us on Patreon for more fun!)
Anyone local to me (roughly, PDX) want this? Never used it. Had an idea, but meh.
Open to offers or trades.
Open to offers or trades.
October 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Anyone local to me (roughly, PDX) want this? Never used it. Had an idea, but meh.
Open to offers or trades.
Open to offers or trades.
Biologists worldwide are both delighted and horrified, but we’ll figure it out. Big big thanks to my Deathbot 9000 for malfunctioning in such a great way!
October 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Biologists worldwide are both delighted and horrified, but we’ll figure it out. Big big thanks to my Deathbot 9000 for malfunctioning in such a great way!
Hi Gabriel, great to meet you!
Here are a couple of mine, too. Got a big series coming, but covers aren’t quite ready to share yet.
Here are a couple of mine, too. Got a big series coming, but covers aren’t quite ready to share yet.
October 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hi Gabriel, great to meet you!
Here are a couple of mine, too. Got a big series coming, but covers aren’t quite ready to share yet.
Here are a couple of mine, too. Got a big series coming, but covers aren’t quite ready to share yet.
I also have one of these, though it seems old.
October 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I also have one of these, though it seems old.
Hey, any solar power nuts out there? I have four of these panels I just inherited.
Is that enough to be useful? Can you suggest a reasonable application for four of these?
Is that enough to be useful? Can you suggest a reasonable application for four of these?
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hey, any solar power nuts out there? I have four of these panels I just inherited.
Is that enough to be useful? Can you suggest a reasonable application for four of these?
Is that enough to be useful? Can you suggest a reasonable application for four of these?
OMG, such shiny strong sharp nails! Perfect for removing all that extra air in the tires of vehicles driven by ICE cosplayers.
Thank you, Malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!
(And come join us on Patreon…?)
Thank you, Malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!
(And come join us on Patreon…?)
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
OMG, such shiny strong sharp nails! Perfect for removing all that extra air in the tires of vehicles driven by ICE cosplayers.
Thank you, Malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!
(And come join us on Patreon…?)
Thank you, Malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!
(And come join us on Patreon…?)
Votey McVoterson my filmmaking buddy Taunya into first place, please! Free voting!
And please-please-PLEASE share this!
For these last few days, reaching people helps a TON!
faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...
And please-please-PLEASE share this!
For these last few days, reaching people helps a TON!
faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Votey McVoterson my filmmaking buddy Taunya into first place, please! Free voting!
And please-please-PLEASE share this!
For these last few days, reaching people helps a TON!
faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...
And please-please-PLEASE share this!
For these last few days, reaching people helps a TON!
faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...
It ain’t always about me.
Thank you for being of service to our friends in need, malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!
Thank you for being of service to our friends in need, malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!
September 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It ain’t always about me.
Thank you for being of service to our friends in need, malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!
Thank you for being of service to our friends in need, malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!