Literally the first thing to give me hope this election season is that in my dark pink suburb in a deep red state, Harris has raised 10x the money and has 7x the number of donors. Maybe my neighbors aren’t so bad! (Except for you, Bob. You will always be on my list.)

The people calmly working behind the counter at this airport Starbucks during lunch rush hour are actual heroes

Prepping for work tomorrow by practicing my fantasy football trash talk like I’m in the Crucible

The problem with watching professional pickleball is I turn into a white man and become mildly convinced I could win against the pros.