Eduard Schwarzkopf
@eduard.bsky.social
When I'm reviewing my own code
#progammimghumor
#progammimghumor
November 28, 2024 at 6:12 AM
When I'm reviewing my own code
#progammimghumor
#progammimghumor
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Reposted by Eduard Schwarzkopf
What I say: "I'm in IT"
What I actually say: "I'm better in Google than average Joe"
What I actually say: "I'm better in Google than average Joe"
November 3, 2024 at 6:07 PM
What I say: "I'm in IT"
What I actually say: "I'm better in Google than average Joe"
What I actually say: "I'm better in Google than average Joe"
Every match I play in #RocketLeague
I'm the dude in white btw
I'm the dude in white btw
October 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Every match I play in #RocketLeague
I'm the dude in white btw
I'm the dude in white btw
Change what the skeleton is holding.
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Change what the skeleton is holding.
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|{I}\
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October 17, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Change what the skeleton is holding.
💀
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Reposted by Eduard Schwarzkopf
The shadow in an image can be the key to narrowing down your geolocation. Bellingcat’s new Shadow Finder Tool helps by automating the process- searching the globe for matching shadow angles to provide clues about where an image was taken. www.bellingcat.com/resources/20...
Chasing Shadows: Geolocate Images with Bellingcat's Shadow Finder Tool - bellingcat
Use this new tool to narrow down your search area from the entire globe to just a handful of countries and locations.
www.bellingcat.com
August 22, 2024 at 9:30 AM
The shadow in an image can be the key to narrowing down your geolocation. Bellingcat’s new Shadow Finder Tool helps by automating the process- searching the globe for matching shadow angles to provide clues about where an image was taken. www.bellingcat.com/resources/20...
I just wasted two hours searching why my vscode search no longer is giving me any results when I search through all my files. Turns out I forgot that I simply forgot that I renamed that class from account to wallet, so it would be more descriptive what it is. Follow me for more tips
#programming
#programming
August 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I just wasted two hours searching why my vscode search no longer is giving me any results when I search through all my files. Turns out I forgot that I simply forgot that I renamed that class from account to wallet, so it would be more descriptive what it is. Follow me for more tips
#programming
#programming
"how do you have time for all that stuff?"
Use my time.
Use my time.
August 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
"how do you have time for all that stuff?"
Use my time.
Use my time.
The graph that I'm more proud of than my GitHub Graph
July 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
The graph that I'm more proud of than my GitHub Graph
can someone please stop me from dropping this kind of PR?? 😭
April 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
can someone please stop me from dropping this kind of PR?? 😭
Just helped a designer friend to price their project correctly, leading to a 10x increase in their offering! 🥳
April 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Just helped a designer friend to price their project correctly, leading to a 10x increase in their offering! 🥳
Reposted by Eduard Schwarzkopf
When "tech" meant faster computers and smaller phones, it was exciting, you wanted to know what they were going to come up with next. Now it's a bunch of assholes trying to figure out new ways to charge you a subscription to look at the shittiest ads you can imagine
April 13, 2024 at 4:38 AM
When "tech" meant faster computers and smaller phones, it was exciting, you wanted to know what they were going to come up with next. Now it's a bunch of assholes trying to figure out new ways to charge you a subscription to look at the shittiest ads you can imagine
Reposted by Eduard Schwarzkopf
i like my men to be smart and my appliances to be dumb
April 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
i like my men to be smart and my appliances to be dumb
Reposted by Eduard Schwarzkopf
Danke für alles Kurt Cobain
April 5, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Danke für alles Kurt Cobain
I'm now a certified Kubernetes admin 🥳
March 20, 2024 at 6:10 AM
I'm now a certified Kubernetes admin 🥳
Proudly stolen because it is true
March 12, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Proudly stolen because it is true
Before improving my test: 3m ~15 seconds
After improving my tests: ~2 minutes
The unit test went from ~2 minutes runtime to ~1 minute runtime 😎
After improving my tests: ~2 minutes
The unit test went from ~2 minutes runtime to ~1 minute runtime 😎
March 9, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Before improving my test: 3m ~15 seconds
After improving my tests: ~2 minutes
The unit test went from ~2 minutes runtime to ~1 minute runtime 😎
After improving my tests: ~2 minutes
The unit test went from ~2 minutes runtime to ~1 minute runtime 😎
I did it! Tests are improved. It went from ~70 seconds to ~13!
March 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I did it! Tests are improved. It went from ~70 seconds to ~13!
Did I... did I just got my async database session correct setup and actually understood what the fuck I was doing?!
February 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Did I... did I just got my async database session correct setup and actually understood what the fuck I was doing?!
Still trying to wrap my head around async sessions 😵💫
I've come a lot further, but still need to make it clean and functional
I've come a lot further, but still need to make it clean and functional
February 27, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Still trying to wrap my head around async sessions 😵💫
I've come a lot further, but still need to make it clean and functional
I've come a lot further, but still need to make it clean and functional
when you write commit messages like these, it is time to go to bed. Good Night 😴
February 25, 2024 at 9:18 PM
when you write commit messages like these, it is time to go to bed. Good Night 😴
I've paid my technical debt
February 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I've paid my technical debt