I love the briefcase boy on Deal or No Deal Island
March 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love the briefcase boy on Deal or No Deal Island
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
here's a creative collaboration secret I learned pretty recently: if you stay on top of your calendar and following up with people, you almost always have the upper hand. let them be the one to cancel and fall through. flaky people write themselves off the schedule without creating a scene
March 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
here's a creative collaboration secret I learned pretty recently: if you stay on top of your calendar and following up with people, you almost always have the upper hand. let them be the one to cancel and fall through. flaky people write themselves off the schedule without creating a scene
is anyone else watching the thrilling conclusion of season 2 Deal or No Deal Island
March 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
is anyone else watching the thrilling conclusion of season 2 Deal or No Deal Island
I was born and raised in arizona and I would like to confirm to everyone who wasn't: we do not need daylight savings time. we don't even need to have a conversation to get rid of it. what you do with your clock has no actual impact on the sun. just stop doing it, please.
March 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I was born and raised in arizona and I would like to confirm to everyone who wasn't: we do not need daylight savings time. we don't even need to have a conversation to get rid of it. what you do with your clock has no actual impact on the sun. just stop doing it, please.
budgeting tip: make yourself eat 1 (one) unseasoned, burned scrambled egg and you’ll never want an egg again as long as you live
March 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
budgeting tip: make yourself eat 1 (one) unseasoned, burned scrambled egg and you’ll never want an egg again as long as you live
feel free to steal my transgender plan of protest during this presidency: buy nothing. make, mend, borrow, reuse, etc etc etc but unless it is food or medical (or experience based like music or shows), I am not buying it. I don’t need new things more than I need corporations to stop running us.
March 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
feel free to steal my transgender plan of protest during this presidency: buy nothing. make, mend, borrow, reuse, etc etc etc but unless it is food or medical (or experience based like music or shows), I am not buying it. I don’t need new things more than I need corporations to stop running us.
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The Onion Magazine:
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Onion Magazine:
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
complaining about social media on social media is the same as complaining about how bad cigarettes are while smoking. it’s the same as “my diet starts tomorrow” when eating a cookie. if you actually believe it’s bad, quit. admit you’ve chosen the poison or find the good in it. you’re being annoying!
March 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
complaining about social media on social media is the same as complaining about how bad cigarettes are while smoking. it’s the same as “my diet starts tomorrow” when eating a cookie. if you actually believe it’s bad, quit. admit you’ve chosen the poison or find the good in it. you’re being annoying!
there’s been an uptick in young detransistioners speaking up about their experiences going on HRT as body mod to fit in with the queer community.
free advice on the topic:
1. don’t lie to your doctor about having gender dysphoria
2. stop speaking for a group you were never part of
thx
free advice on the topic:
1. don’t lie to your doctor about having gender dysphoria
2. stop speaking for a group you were never part of
thx
February 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
there’s been an uptick in young detransistioners speaking up about their experiences going on HRT as body mod to fit in with the queer community.
free advice on the topic:
1. don’t lie to your doctor about having gender dysphoria
2. stop speaking for a group you were never part of
thx
free advice on the topic:
1. don’t lie to your doctor about having gender dysphoria
2. stop speaking for a group you were never part of
thx
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I hope these dumbass lavender scare revivalists find out how many hackers are trans as fuck and I hope they find out in the worst ways possible
February 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I hope these dumbass lavender scare revivalists find out how many hackers are trans as fuck and I hope they find out in the worst ways possible
become the transsexual joker you want to see in the world
February 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
become the transsexual joker you want to see in the world
I don’t think the world needs another George Santos but I’m glad we had the one
February 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don’t think the world needs another George Santos but I’m glad we had the one
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Pro-car propaganda is so stupid. I can count on my hands the number of times I’ve encountered something “scary” or truly unpleasant on the subway. Driving is quite literally a daily gamble with death
February 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Pro-car propaganda is so stupid. I can count on my hands the number of times I’ve encountered something “scary” or truly unpleasant on the subway. Driving is quite literally a daily gamble with death
deleting a photo is no where near as satisfying as ripping one up
February 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
deleting a photo is no where near as satisfying as ripping one up
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Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait.
February 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait.
this weekend a man in his 60s or 70s told me I look like George Michael but really he meant I look gay
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this weekend a man in his 60s or 70s told me I look like George Michael but really he meant I look gay
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January 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
I love “social” media (my friend group is split between threads, twitter, and blusky and we send screenshots in a group chat)
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I love “social” media (my friend group is split between threads, twitter, and blusky and we send screenshots in a group chat)
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What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
I love when I’m watching bones and cyndi lauper pops up in the opening credits. a little treat
January 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I love when I’m watching bones and cyndi lauper pops up in the opening credits. a little treat
I love getting in my warm bed with my walmart meat substitute
January 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I love getting in my warm bed with my walmart meat substitute