Erik the Rural Juror
@edoggthered.bsky.social
If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.
I believe that is a very fair assessment of the situation.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I believe that is a very fair assessment of the situation.
I would promise to take a silver bullet for someone. Throw another Coors light in the cooler if that’s what they want we we get there.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I would promise to take a silver bullet for someone. Throw another Coors light in the cooler if that’s what they want we we get there.
I would like a selfie filter that makes every one except me shorter. Just so people aren’t shocked when they meet me in real life.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I would like a selfie filter that makes every one except me shorter. Just so people aren’t shocked when they meet me in real life.
Mad Magazine had an enormous impact on my sense of humor development. Started reading it in third grade.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mad Magazine had an enormous impact on my sense of humor development. Started reading it in third grade.
Obesity, cancer, addiction, long-covid, diabetes - it sounds like it's helpful in a lot of different scenarios.
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Obesity, cancer, addiction, long-covid, diabetes - it sounds like it's helpful in a lot of different scenarios.
Better than Chevy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Better than Chevy.
Also JP Morgan *and* Chase.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Also JP Morgan *and* Chase.
where did they get the real bits of oreos from did they have to license them or what
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
where did they get the real bits of oreos from did they have to license them or what
They also believe black male children are adults but white adult men are children. I guess it's pretty nuanced.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They also believe black male children are adults but white adult men are children. I guess it's pretty nuanced.
Catch him if you can.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Catch him if you can.
hugs and kisses and thoughts and prayers
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hugs and kisses and thoughts and prayers
This was the best ever media reference to a tweet of mine. Can’t too Women’s Wear Daily.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This was the best ever media reference to a tweet of mine. Can’t too Women’s Wear Daily.
but not if they're ungrateful, right
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
but not if they're ungrateful, right
I had the wrong blonde saying it but was about correct with my prediction yesterday.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I had the wrong blonde saying it but was about correct with my prediction yesterday.
The age of consent in Florida is eighteen.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The age of consent in Florida is eighteen.
what a wild coincidence
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
what a wild coincidence
There are so many people that haven't done this. I mean, admittedly, this eliminates many many people Trump knows, but surely he could find someone who didn't sex traffic minors.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There are so many people that haven't done this. I mean, admittedly, this eliminates many many people Trump knows, but surely he could find someone who didn't sex traffic minors.
I assume it means its dad was inflation?
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I assume it means its dad was inflation?