Surely we could get AI to work out the timings? Isn’t that what technology if for? As a member I’ll need to start winning a few more ballots too, but if the club want to sort me out with tickets it would be a sacrifice I’m willing to make

Haha imagine. Wor Jackie, Sir Bobby, Shearer and… a mid-range family car with a chip on the windscreen. The stuff of Geordie folklore

There’s something about the directness of the lyrics. Cuts straight through

If you haven’t already seen it I’d recommend checking out the version they performed at Shane McGowan’s funeral. So beautiful it’d break your heart.