It wasn’t a dream. Honestly didn’t know if I’d ever see it. What a team.

“No, you can’t have any. It wouldn’t be good for you” I say to my in-law’s dog as she stares mournfully at me eating my 9000th calorie of the day

Worked like a charm. Happy to do the graft and let Tonali and Schar chip in with the goals. Maybe some sort of display from wor flags? Brentford’s bus travels along the East stand and as it gets to strawberry corner is overtaken by a smaller flag of me in my Peugeot. I’m just spitballing #NUFC

Driving up for the match tomorrow I found myself behind the Brentford team bus. Overtook them to assert dominance. Huge psychological advantage gained - I reckon that’s practically 1-0 to the Toon already #NUFC

I’d forgive them if it was a whey in a manger

With so many people migrating to a new and slightly unfamiliar platform it is vital we remain vigilant. This is the time when we are most likely to get bluesky’s ‘Ed Balls’ moment and I feel it’s very important we don’t miss it.