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Be kind and stay weird.
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My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.
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Which best matches your mood?
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Which best matches your mood?
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
Don't let the grey skies & fog filled streets get you down.
Wrap yourself in enchanted flames and a brilliant emerald cloak of moss and become a radiant spark against the blandness of the world.
Wrap yourself in enchanted flames and a brilliant emerald cloak of moss and become a radiant spark against the blandness of the world.
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Don't let the grey skies & fog filled streets get you down.
Wrap yourself in enchanted flames and a brilliant emerald cloak of moss and become a radiant spark against the blandness of the world.
Wrap yourself in enchanted flames and a brilliant emerald cloak of moss and become a radiant spark against the blandness of the world.
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Be kind.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Be kind.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
Your daily fortune:
In a world of forks and spoons, be a spork.
In a world of forks and spoons, be a spork.
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Your daily fortune:
In a world of forks and spoons, be a spork.
In a world of forks and spoons, be a spork.
Which best matches your mood?
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Which best matches your mood?
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
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What's your favorite color?
1. mossy castle ruin
2. gothic whaler's ghost
3. sunrise on Mars
4. leviathan tears
1. mossy castle ruin
2. gothic whaler's ghost
3. sunrise on Mars
4. leviathan tears
February 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What's your favorite color?
1. mossy castle ruin
2. gothic whaler's ghost
3. sunrise on Mars
4. leviathan tears
1. mossy castle ruin
2. gothic whaler's ghost
3. sunrise on Mars
4. leviathan tears
May the forest grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to sharpen my antlers & fangs, and the wisdom to know when to use them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
May the forest grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to sharpen my antlers & fangs, and the wisdom to know when to use them.
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Our differences are our strengths. Some of us hide our tentacles under tattered cardigans, while others hide them under fashionable wool jackets. That’s what makes life so interesting.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Our differences are our strengths. Some of us hide our tentacles under tattered cardigans, while others hide them under fashionable wool jackets. That’s what makes life so interesting.
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There's nothing wrong with you.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There's nothing wrong with you.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.
Your daily fortune:
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily fortune:
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.
Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
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Your horoscope for today:
Be like a tree - get more twisted, bent, and weathered with age, and only more beautiful.
Be like a tree - get more twisted, bent, and weathered with age, and only more beautiful.
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Your horoscope for today:
Be like a tree - get more twisted, bent, and weathered with age, and only more beautiful.
Be like a tree - get more twisted, bent, and weathered with age, and only more beautiful.
Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
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Remember:
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trail you've traveled down, there are always ancient creatures of fangs, talons, antlers, & moss nearby, murmering softly in the shadows.
Take comfort in that.
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trail you've traveled down, there are always ancient creatures of fangs, talons, antlers, & moss nearby, murmering softly in the shadows.
Take comfort in that.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Remember:
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trail you've traveled down, there are always ancient creatures of fangs, talons, antlers, & moss nearby, murmering softly in the shadows.
Take comfort in that.
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trail you've traveled down, there are always ancient creatures of fangs, talons, antlers, & moss nearby, murmering softly in the shadows.
Take comfort in that.
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
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Which best matches your mood?
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Which best matches your mood?
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
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Which best matches your mood?
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Which best matches your mood?
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
Autumn is a feast for the senses.
Brilliantly colored trees, woodsmoke drifting through malevolent fog, leaf ghouls rising from their loamy graves, and the pervasive smell of damp squirrels in haunted hollows and the alley behind the kebab shoppe.
Brilliantly colored trees, woodsmoke drifting through malevolent fog, leaf ghouls rising from their loamy graves, and the pervasive smell of damp squirrels in haunted hollows and the alley behind the kebab shoppe.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Autumn is a feast for the senses.
Brilliantly colored trees, woodsmoke drifting through malevolent fog, leaf ghouls rising from their loamy graves, and the pervasive smell of damp squirrels in haunted hollows and the alley behind the kebab shoppe.
Brilliantly colored trees, woodsmoke drifting through malevolent fog, leaf ghouls rising from their loamy graves, and the pervasive smell of damp squirrels in haunted hollows and the alley behind the kebab shoppe.
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We're all trying to get by, in our own way.
And if your way involves learning ancient magic, crafting enchanted daggers, and having secret meetings with the old gods in the dark end of the forest, so much the better.
And if your way involves learning ancient magic, crafting enchanted daggers, and having secret meetings with the old gods in the dark end of the forest, so much the better.
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We're all trying to get by, in our own way.
And if your way involves learning ancient magic, crafting enchanted daggers, and having secret meetings with the old gods in the dark end of the forest, so much the better.
And if your way involves learning ancient magic, crafting enchanted daggers, and having secret meetings with the old gods in the dark end of the forest, so much the better.
Today's weather:
- a cold rain will fall
- and will continue to fall
- all day long
- why have the Elder Gods forsaken us?
- bring an umbrella
- a cold rain will fall
- and will continue to fall
- all day long
- why have the Elder Gods forsaken us?
- bring an umbrella
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Today's weather:
- a cold rain will fall
- and will continue to fall
- all day long
- why have the Elder Gods forsaken us?
- bring an umbrella
- a cold rain will fall
- and will continue to fall
- all day long
- why have the Elder Gods forsaken us?
- bring an umbrella
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In the end, don’t we all want the same thing?
A mossy haunted cottage in the woods, tea and snacks to share with the wild forest folk, and a lending library of books that would make the old gods blush?
A mossy haunted cottage in the woods, tea and snacks to share with the wild forest folk, and a lending library of books that would make the old gods blush?
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In the end, don’t we all want the same thing?
A mossy haunted cottage in the woods, tea and snacks to share with the wild forest folk, and a lending library of books that would make the old gods blush?
A mossy haunted cottage in the woods, tea and snacks to share with the wild forest folk, and a lending library of books that would make the old gods blush?
Your daily fortune:
You need not fear the dark if you are the darkness.
You need not fear the dark if you are the darkness.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily fortune:
You need not fear the dark if you are the darkness.
You need not fear the dark if you are the darkness.
Which best matches your mood?
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Which best matches your mood?
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
Be yourself.
Be helpful if you can.
Be insufferable if you have to.
Be as dark as you wish.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.
Be helpful if you can.
Be insufferable if you have to.
Be as dark as you wish.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Be yourself.
Be helpful if you can.
Be insufferable if you have to.
Be as dark as you wish.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.
Be helpful if you can.
Be insufferable if you have to.
Be as dark as you wish.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.