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I don’t do politics…I do human compassion. If you force me to do politics, I will always be on the side that has human compassion.
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Madison
Madison, deciding NOT to shank me…for now.
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I can’t even tell you how badly we abused the safety recommendations of this toy!
Two kids stand under a hail of metal-weighted death arrows.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Yep…
Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The Manson family of squirrels that live in my crawl space. (Photo of a bunch of squirrels dressed in hippy garb)
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I firmly believe my cat thinks daily about how delicious I will be after I die.
A tuxedo cat sits on a white padded bedsheet, eyeing me from under heavy eyebrows while licking her chops. Intentions, for now, unknown.
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I love my asshole cat!
July 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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4th of July message from my dog: What the hell is up with all tff gd e explosions! And would completely losing my shit help? Awesome. I’m on it.
July 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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My parents were actively trying to get me killed.
Two children narrowly avoid death during backyard Jarts game. Our parents were actively trying to kill us.
June 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Local 100 of the Beef Boners and Sausage Makers Union, Chicago
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Trump saw The Monarch enter the room and thought “THAT’S the look for me!”
April 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Chicagos Local 100 of the Beef Boners and Sausage Makers Union.
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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No, Mr. Bond…I expect you to taste delicious!
Bond villain vibes from Madison
January 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Merry Christmas. Peace on earth.
Lincoln wishes everyone a peaceful Christmas.
December 24, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Bloody dude laying in street.
December 19, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Mark Hamill?!? On MST3K? I am in!!!
Turkey Day 2024 20 hours of bad movies and great riffing. Starts 5am EST on Shout! TV and the MST3K channel.
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM