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Brian Baresch
@editer.bsky.social
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High-functioning screwup. Thinker and blatherer. Profile pic by Covatar. he/him
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A plastic toy car shaped like an apple and driven by Lowly Worm from Richard Scarry's Busytown cartoons.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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A post with photo of a programmable highway sign in a snowy area with tall pine trees; the sign says "Do Not Let Moose." The post itself says "YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE."
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Sorry about the crappy scan, but in this "J. Wesley Smith" cartoon the man on the left is saying, "I declare that this land is now part of the United States, and that the time is one hour later -- I mean one hour earlier -- I mean, well, if it's seven o'clock here, then it's ..."
A cartoon of a white man in frontier-ish garb and holding a rifle gesturing and saying something to two Native Americans.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Comic strip, two men in the break room of an office. Person 1: Today I got up at 5 am and had a great run. Person 2: "Fy Vay Em"? What is ... "Fy Vay Em"? P1: Five AM. P2: Favame? P1: Five AM. P2: Fahavm? P1 (loudly) Five o'clock in the morning Bob! I went for a run! P2: ... P2: I'm sorry. I just don't understand any of the words you are saying. P1: *facepalm*
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A tradition more honor'd in the breach than the observance.
The logo of Famous Dave's barbecue, showing a cartoon pig cooking pig ribs.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Also
Photo of a woman with an armful of very cute kittens. Text: As a woman matures, she collects more cats. This is known as "manypaws"
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Posting in honor of National Sandwich Day.
tweet from Jake Wolff on Nov 10 2020 that reads: Creative nonfiction writers be like: I first ate a hotdog when I was six years old. I remember the taste, the scent, the summer. SECTION BREAK Hot dogs were invented in 1693 by Steven Hotdog. According to Scientific American, the hotdog is
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham: "Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap"
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My boobies say hello
Two plush blue-footed boobies, gray and white birds with bright blue bills and feet, sitting on a table before a white background.
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Seen in a pub in Wichita
A bar sign hanging on a wooden wall, spelling out brightly in neon, "Lawyers must pay in advance"
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
The British Museum
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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You get a sticker!
A drawing representing a round sticker, white with a thin black border, a line drawing of a thumbs-up gesture, and the words in red "I adulted today!"
September 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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What's your sign?
A sign near a wooded area almost completely covered in shrubbery with only the word NO visible.
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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"Did you just say apotheosis?"
The Tick and Arthur in the animated series; Arthur appears confused.
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Their mascot game has improved in the past 10 years.
A person standing on a city sidewalk wearing a mascot-sized bitcoin emblem that all of him above his legs. Passers-by are ignoring the person. We see can tell the background that this is near the University of Texas campus in Austin. The year is 2014.
September 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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A cartoon coach saying "Coffee, your on the bench. Alcohol, suit up."
September 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
A wide concrete area on the edge of a park, with people walking around and two people on roller skates: A woman in an orange blouse and snug striped shorts, and a man in a shiny silver suit and black tie whose head is inside a mirrored disco ball
September 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Over the weekend I may have received the last small parcel successfully shipped from Aotearoa NZ to the US. A lovely shirt and some cool stickers were inside. Thanks to @pepperraccoon.com for her good work!
A small parcel with a Pepper Raccoon sticker (a grinning cartoon raccoon) and a shipping label showing the package came to the United States from New Zealand (Aotearoa, though not so designated on the label).
August 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Early in the pandemic at a local coffee purveyor.
A bottle on a counter next to coffee to-go cups and sugar packets, about 20% full of a clear liquid, with a pour spout and hand-written labels saying "Simple syrup" and "This is not hand sanitizer."
August 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Cartoon of an old-ish man in his underwear with a comb-over walking into a room with a somewhat aggressive air. Text: BEHOLD / A man has arrived to share his manly view
August 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Graffito on a sidewalk saying "Send more tourists! The last ones were delicious!"
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
Me (tallish middle-aged white guy) posing next to a smiling woman; both are wearing jeans, warm jackets and hats. It's an overcast day and some government-esque buildings are visible across a grassy area where other people are milling about. I'm holding a sign that says I'M WITH HER with arrows pointing in all directions.
August 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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This is who runs this account
An old-style inn sign hanging on the front of an old building. On the sign is a cartoon of a person who is just a butt and legs, and the butt is also a face, blowing a horn.
August 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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How your email finds me.
A panel from the Nancy comic strip showing Sluggo, a boy dressing as a 1930s tough street kid, lying on his back smiling while levitating several feet above the ground. He says "No"
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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A comic with a boy riding a skateboard, thinking: "Words are weird. With arbitrary grunts & moans I can implant an idea directly in someone's brain." He passes a man and says "Giraffe pimp." The man stops, visualizing a giraffe dressed as a pimp; the boy says "I refuse to use this power wisely."
July 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM