Edison Maxwell ☑️
@edisonmaxwell.bsky.social
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants
Coming at you. The Spirit of `26. Diversity makes the world go round. We fought for these rights and we want them back!
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Coming at you. The Spirit of `26. Diversity makes the world go round. We fought for these rights and we want them back!
It's not a Derangement Syndrome to point out that Trump is a bad president and a bad person when in fact he really is a terrible president and a truly awful human being.
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's not a Derangement Syndrome to point out that Trump is a bad president and a bad person when in fact he really is a terrible president and a truly awful human being.
In my day we had snow covered homes and we made snowmen with our children.
What has happened to our country?
Most folks I know are nice people.
Who is telling us to hate one another?
What has happened to our country?
Most folks I know are nice people.
Who is telling us to hate one another?
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In my day we had snow covered homes and we made snowmen with our children.
What has happened to our country?
Most folks I know are nice people.
Who is telling us to hate one another?
What has happened to our country?
Most folks I know are nice people.
Who is telling us to hate one another?
A lot of people have said that I am a Renaissance man.
But that just could be the way I dress.
But that just could be the way I dress.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A lot of people have said that I am a Renaissance man.
But that just could be the way I dress.
But that just could be the way I dress.
I can see my house from here!
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I can see my house from here!
We rented the Great Pyramid of Giza through Airbnb.
Was it great? Kind of. I mean, it was a big building, and oddly shaped.
But it didn't have any windows. Or a swimming pool.
They said that if we paid extra we could be mummified and stay there forever. But that didn't align with our travel plans.
Was it great? Kind of. I mean, it was a big building, and oddly shaped.
But it didn't have any windows. Or a swimming pool.
They said that if we paid extra we could be mummified and stay there forever. But that didn't align with our travel plans.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We rented the Great Pyramid of Giza through Airbnb.
Was it great? Kind of. I mean, it was a big building, and oddly shaped.
But it didn't have any windows. Or a swimming pool.
They said that if we paid extra we could be mummified and stay there forever. But that didn't align with our travel plans.
Was it great? Kind of. I mean, it was a big building, and oddly shaped.
But it didn't have any windows. Or a swimming pool.
They said that if we paid extra we could be mummified and stay there forever. But that didn't align with our travel plans.
Came across this guy who had been thinking so long that he turned into a statue.
A valuable lesson for us all.
A valuable lesson for us all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Came across this guy who had been thinking so long that he turned into a statue.
A valuable lesson for us all.
A valuable lesson for us all.
They do make a good pitchfork, but they keep insisting that they appear in the advertising.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
They do make a good pitchfork, but they keep insisting that they appear in the advertising.
Don't worry. The authorities have been called and she will be alright.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Don't worry. The authorities have been called and she will be alright.
Got invited to a party at Piet Mondrian's place, but the Google map for the location doesn't make any sense.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Got invited to a party at Piet Mondrian's place, but the Google map for the location doesn't make any sense.
I'm good friends with Edvard Munch but recently he sent me this selfie from his vacation.
Edvard, are you OK?
Edvard, are you OK?
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm good friends with Edvard Munch but recently he sent me this selfie from his vacation.
Edvard, are you OK?
Edvard, are you OK?
I've wondered how much Jesus and his disciples tipped for the Last Supper.
I mean, maybe they chose a cheaper place. But considering the importance of the event, they probably went to one of the better places, where a big tip is expected.
Maybe they left the tip up to Judas, who betrayed them.
I mean, maybe they chose a cheaper place. But considering the importance of the event, they probably went to one of the better places, where a big tip is expected.
Maybe they left the tip up to Judas, who betrayed them.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I've wondered how much Jesus and his disciples tipped for the Last Supper.
I mean, maybe they chose a cheaper place. But considering the importance of the event, they probably went to one of the better places, where a big tip is expected.
Maybe they left the tip up to Judas, who betrayed them.
I mean, maybe they chose a cheaper place. But considering the importance of the event, they probably went to one of the better places, where a big tip is expected.
Maybe they left the tip up to Judas, who betrayed them.
One time I climbed up Mount Rushmore and spent the night in a tent which I secured up Lincoln's nose.
I plan to do this again, spending the night up the noses of Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt.
This is a direct interaction with the Fathers of American democracy.
Very much on the nose.
I plan to do this again, spending the night up the noses of Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt.
This is a direct interaction with the Fathers of American democracy.
Very much on the nose.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
One time I climbed up Mount Rushmore and spent the night in a tent which I secured up Lincoln's nose.
I plan to do this again, spending the night up the noses of Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt.
This is a direct interaction with the Fathers of American democracy.
Very much on the nose.
I plan to do this again, spending the night up the noses of Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt.
This is a direct interaction with the Fathers of American democracy.
Very much on the nose.
The Picasso family album is full of images of relatives and ancestors.
Not sure why, but something isn't normal about that family.
Not sure why, but something isn't normal about that family.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The Picasso family album is full of images of relatives and ancestors.
Not sure why, but something isn't normal about that family.
Not sure why, but something isn't normal about that family.
I knew the grandson of the guy in the famous painting "Nighthawks" by Edward Hopper. Apparently he was just stopping by for a slice of pie. Now he's famous.
That entire family keeps getting pie at different diners, hoping that lightning will strike twice.
That entire family keeps getting pie at different diners, hoping that lightning will strike twice.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I knew the grandson of the guy in the famous painting "Nighthawks" by Edward Hopper. Apparently he was just stopping by for a slice of pie. Now he's famous.
That entire family keeps getting pie at different diners, hoping that lightning will strike twice.
That entire family keeps getting pie at different diners, hoping that lightning will strike twice.
Fallingwater is a classic of American architecture and a true testament to Frank Lloyd Wright's brilliance.
But every time I spend the night there I have an irresistible urge to pee.
But every time I spend the night there I have an irresistible urge to pee.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Fallingwater is a classic of American architecture and a true testament to Frank Lloyd Wright's brilliance.
But every time I spend the night there I have an irresistible urge to pee.
But every time I spend the night there I have an irresistible urge to pee.
More images for the Museum of American Diversity:
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
More images for the Museum of American Diversity:
Some images for the Museum of American Diversity:
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Some images for the Museum of American Diversity:
I think we may have to be honest here. It's possible that Trump is a fraud.
Hair doesn't actually grow horizontally like that.
What's up with being such a fraud?
Hair doesn't actually grow horizontally like that.
What's up with being such a fraud?
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I think we may have to be honest here. It's possible that Trump is a fraud.
Hair doesn't actually grow horizontally like that.
What's up with being such a fraud?
Hair doesn't actually grow horizontally like that.
What's up with being such a fraud?
Sorry buddy. This is going to be your future. You will be remembered for shit. Like a dog.
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sorry buddy. This is going to be your future. You will be remembered for shit. Like a dog.
Trump is literally destroying the People's House to make way for a ballroom where rich people can dance.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Trump is literally destroying the People's House to make way for a ballroom where rich people can dance.
I'm just not into this idea that some third rate reality TV host who can barely read gets to redo the landscape of Washington DC in his image.
October 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'm just not into this idea that some third rate reality TV host who can barely read gets to redo the landscape of Washington DC in his image.
This new project, where they build a mountain in Washington DC and a statue of Trump overlooking it as the Son of God, is objectionable to me.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
This new project, where they build a mountain in Washington DC and a statue of Trump overlooking it as the Son of God, is objectionable to me.
When the "Trump ballroom" is finally built, and when Trump is gone, the museum will have giant images, including "Scourged Black" These images can be retracted to make more room for parties of mega-donors. But they will still face the main floor and will hardly be ignored.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When the "Trump ballroom" is finally built, and when Trump is gone, the museum will have giant images, including "Scourged Black" These images can be retracted to make more room for parties of mega-donors. But they will still face the main floor and will hardly be ignored.
No way hot Latino sex is permissible at the Superbowl.
Not when a chick magnet like Stephen Miller is there to woo the ladies!
Not when a chick magnet like Stephen Miller is there to woo the ladies!
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
No way hot Latino sex is permissible at the Superbowl.
Not when a chick magnet like Stephen Miller is there to woo the ladies!
Not when a chick magnet like Stephen Miller is there to woo the ladies!